The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Demeanour]

Absolute chaos, crap and doom and gloom here !

[Darwins Selection]

Absolute chaos, crap and doom and gloom here !

Yes.

How's work today?

[Miss Demeanour]

A collapsed deck of cards 

[Nick]

 

[miss Tchevious]

poxy electric has gone off 3 times today! getting dark now, gonna look for candles.

[Nick]

I have some stripper flavoured ones 

[Barman]

poxy electric has gone off 3 times today! getting dark now, gonna look for candles.

 

[Darwins Selection]

poxy electric has gone off 3 times today! getting dark now, gonna look for candles.

 

[tel]

I have been smashing up the dining table chairs 

[Nick]

Gas been cut off?

[miss Tchevious]

I have been smashing up the dining table chairs 

temper temper..

[tel]

I appear to be inheriting a new table and chairs from my neighbour, via her nephew. Long story. He originally wanted to sell them but suddenly changed his mind.

[Darwins Selection]

I appear to be inheriting a new table and chairs from my neighbour, via her nephew. Long story. He originally wanted to sell them but suddenly changed his mind.

What a wheeze!

Tell someone they can have furniture, wait until they destroy the old stuff, then change your mind. 

[Barman]

I appear to be inheriting a new table and chairs from my neighbour, via her nephew. Long story. He originally wanted to sell them but suddenly changed his mind.

What a wheeze!

Tell someone they can have furniture, wait until they destroy the old stuff, then change your mind. 

 

[tel]

I appear to be inheriting a new table and chairs from my neighbour, via her nephew. Long story. He originally wanted to sell them but suddenly changed his mind.

What a wheeze!

Tell someone they can have furniture, wait until they destroy the old stuff, then change your mind. 

I have keys to the house and know the alaram code