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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16230 on: January 19, 2012, 06:38:01 PM »
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Quote from: tel on January 19, 2012, 03:44:12 PM
I appear to be inheriting a new table and chairs from my neighbour, via her nephew. Long story. He originally wanted to sell them but suddenly changed his mind.

What a wheeze!

Tell someone they can have furniture, wait until they destroy the old stuff, then change your mind.  evil:

I have keys to the house and know the old alarm code  lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16231 on: January 20, 2012, 07:06:56 AM »
Right!  Here I go.. shower, sort lunch, laptop, papers, brain... what to wear?   cussing:  Check timetable to find out which site Im at today. 

given in gone in 15 mins.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16232 on: January 20, 2012, 07:14:25 AM »
Check for "wardrobe malfunctions" before you leave


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16233 on: January 20, 2012, 07:52:19 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 20, 2012, 07:14:25 AM
Check for "wardrobe malfunctions" before you leave



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16234 on: January 20, 2012, 10:07:12 AM »
One of the PCs here keeps disabling the network port and I cannnot find out what is causing it to happen - very sporadic.
So I brought a spare network card in this morning with a view to fitting and monitoring the results.

Someone has padlocked the side panels and no-one has a key!  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16235 on: January 20, 2012, 10:09:49 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16236 on: January 20, 2012, 10:22:31 AM »
I am looking for bolt-cutters! evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16237 on: January 20, 2012, 10:24:48 AM »
Quote from: tel on January 20, 2012, 10:22:31 AM
I am looking for bolt-cutters! evil:

I have a pair!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16238 on: January 20, 2012, 10:39:21 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2012, 10:24:48 AM
Quote from: tel on January 20, 2012, 10:22:31 AM
I am looking for bolt-cutters! evil:

I have a pair!  :thumbsup:

I have a flush!  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16239 on: January 20, 2012, 10:43:24 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16240 on: January 20, 2012, 10:49:39 AM »
Keys found!

When I started here just over a year ago, I went thru loadsa stuff - had this vague recollection of some mini-padlocks - found them with the s/ware for the desktops.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16241 on: January 20, 2012, 11:13:05 AM »
Quote from: tel on January 20, 2012, 10:49:39 AM
Keys found!

When I started here just over a year ago, I went thru loadsa stuff - had this vague recollection of some mini-padlocks - found them with the s/ware for the desktops.

Good man!  :thumbsup:

When I came out here I packed all my tools in four separate toolboxes and padlocked them.

When I finally got them out of storage 1½ years later I simply could not locate the keys - hence the reason I have a pair of bolt cutters!  evil:

It was the day after I cut all the padlocks off that I discovered the keys!  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16242 on: January 20, 2012, 11:52:35 AM »
Tis the way of things
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16243 on: January 20, 2012, 12:05:39 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 20, 2012, 11:52:35 AM
Tis the way of things

Rarely have I seen a truer post!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16244 on: January 20, 2012, 05:09:05 PM »
Quote from: tel on January 20, 2012, 11:52:35 AM
Tis the way of things

Positively Karmic in its exactitude!
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