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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16245 on: January 20, 2012, 05:12:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 20, 2012, 11:13:05 AM
Quote from: tel on January 20, 2012, 10:49:39 AM
Keys found!

When I started here just over a year ago, I went thru loadsa stuff - had this vague recollection of some mini-padlocks - found them with the s/ware for the desktops.

Good man!  :thumbsup:

When I came out here I packed all my tools in four separate toolboxes and padlocked them.

When I finally got them out of storage 1½ years later I simply could not locate the keys - hence the reason I have a pair of bolt cutters!  evil:

It was the day after I cut all the padlocks off that I discovered the keys!  Banghead


LL hid them............. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16246 on: January 20, 2012, 05:26:58 PM »
 sick2: sick2: sick2: and more  sick2: surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16247 on: January 20, 2012, 05:35:23 PM »
Oh noes  happy100

Did a 10k run at lunchtime round the parks  angel1

Got back to work and found the showers were full of what obviously must be a Friday lunchtime running club lot ( all blokes) - there are only 3 showers and they were using one as a changing room and strutting around in teeny tiny towels. Walked out looking a bit shocked that we were waiting  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16248 on: January 20, 2012, 05:37:09 PM »
wERE YOU WEARING SKIMPY CLOTHING AND SWEATING, LIKE?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16249 on: January 20, 2012, 05:38:23 PM »
All red and glowing like  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16250 on: January 20, 2012, 05:53:01 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16251 on: January 20, 2012, 06:19:58 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16252 on: January 21, 2012, 09:27:31 AM »
Today I seem to be hosting a hoard of 11 years olds to a Birthday Lunch at Pizza Hut.

By hosting I mean I am paying and providing transport. Woodstock is supervising the little dears in the Hut.  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16253 on: January 21, 2012, 09:29:22 AM »
horde  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16254 on: January 21, 2012, 09:31:24 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 21, 2012, 09:29:22 AM
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 rubschin: P'raps I meant hoarding a host ..........
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16255 on: January 21, 2012, 12:51:48 PM »
Let the revels commence ....... Woodstock is heading to the Hut along with Minimus to meet and greet ~

 Her parting words? "Make sure you are  there at 2.30 with your credit card". Oh and the heavens have opened.   ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16256 on: January 21, 2012, 03:54:35 PM »
Lads took me out for burfday lunch. Stories were swopped.

One of them is semi retired but works  PT as a Job Centre adviser.

It seems a lad (about 17) came in this week to see him looking a bit downcast.

Brian asks him what's up.

"I found out my wife is having sex with her brother"

Brian: YOu mean she is having sex with your brother

Yoof: No, with her brother. ANd his pit bull bit the baby too. eeek:

As Brian says, it's an odd world out there
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16257 on: January 21, 2012, 04:06:41 PM »
How the other half live eh?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16258 on: January 21, 2012, 05:18:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 21, 2012, 03:54:35 PM
Lads took me out for burfday lunch. Stories were swopped.

One of them is semi retired but works  PT as a Job Centre adviser.

It seems a lad (about 17) came in this week to see him looking a bit downcast.

Brian asks him what's up.

"I found out my wife is having sex with her brother"

Brian: YOu mean she is having sex with your brother

Yoof: No, with her brother. ANd his pit bull bit the baby too. eeek:

As Brian says, it's an odd world out there

"Nick and the lads" strut their stuff

mega party )))
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16259 on: January 21, 2012, 05:22:30 PM »
... and then start playing party games

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