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Offline apc2010

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16260 on: January 21, 2012, 05:23:31 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 21, 2012, 05:18:53 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 21, 2012, 03:54:35 PM
Lads took me out for burfday lunch. Stories were swopped.

One of them is semi retired but works  PT as a Job Centre adviser.

It seems a lad (about 17) came in this week to see him looking a bit downcast.

Brian asks him what's up.

"I found out my wife is having sex with her brother"

Brian: YOu mean she is having sex with your brother

Yoof: No, with her brother. ANd his pit bull bit the baby too. eeek:

As Brian says, it's an odd world out there

"Nick and the lads" strut their stuff

mega party )))

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16261 on: January 21, 2012, 05:45:46 PM »
The guy dancing in the middle 43 seconds in is Professor Lord Winston and I claim my £5.00
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16262 on: January 22, 2012, 12:09:59 PM »
I have returned from the torture palace  noooo:

I have 4 weeks left until this half marathon . Managed a 12k run and 10k bike but I am deaded now  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16263 on: January 22, 2012, 07:01:15 PM »
How many half marathon bars will you have run by the time you have to do the half marathon?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16264 on: January 22, 2012, 07:14:56 PM »
It should be cumulative ...would make it so much easier  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16265 on: January 22, 2012, 10:03:21 PM »
Back home, knackered and with a headache. I hate night driving more and more  evil:

It seems to have been snowing here!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16266 on: January 22, 2012, 10:14:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 22, 2012, 10:03:21 PM
Back home, knackered and with a headache. I hate night driving more and more  evil:

It seems to have been snowing here!  eeek:

I did ask after you ...........did you have a good day.........
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16267 on: January 22, 2012, 10:17:41 PM »
Average, thank you  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16268 on: January 22, 2012, 10:26:22 PM »
Oooo... tetchy...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16269 on: January 22, 2012, 10:27:14 PM »
Oh not with apc. Just an average sort of day
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16270 on: January 22, 2012, 10:28:54 PM »
Oh...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16271 on: January 23, 2012, 07:34:30 AM »
Today I shall mostly be painting Me-Mi's engine....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16272 on: January 23, 2012, 08:31:21 AM »
Unless the Tablet arrives... whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16273 on: January 23, 2012, 08:37:19 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16274 on: January 23, 2012, 12:14:01 PM »
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