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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16335 on: January 25, 2012, 05:25:52 PM »
God that was an ordeal  noooo:  Lunch out with the cousins.

Cousin 1: 86 and deaf, arthritis means she can no longer use a knife and fork (messy)
Her husband: retired undertaker, slightly ga ga, walking sticks
Cousin 2: Ex plod, going deaf and also very shortsighted and had forgotten specs
HIs wife: Asthma attack in restaurant
Pink Sis: Becoming disturbingly eccentric
Me: normal


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16336 on: January 25, 2012, 05:29:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 25, 2012, 05:25:52 PM
God that was an ordeal  noooo:  Lunch out with the cousins.

Cousin 1: 86 and deaf, arthritis means she can no longer use a knife and fork (messy)
Her husband: retired undertaker, slightly ga ga, walking sticks
Cousin 2: Ex plod, going deaf and also very shortsighted and had forgotten specs
HIs wife: Asthma attack in restaurant
Pink Sis: Becoming disturbingly eccentric
Me: normal

Normal!!!! happy002
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16337 on: January 25, 2012, 05:32:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 25, 2012, 05:25:52 PM
God that was an ordeal  noooo:  Lunch out with the cousins.

Cousin 1: 86 and deaf, arthritis means she can no longer use a knife and fork (messy)
Her husband: retired undertaker, slightly ga ga, walking sticks
Cousin 2: Ex plod, going deaf and also very shortsighted and had forgotten specs
HIs wife: Asthma attack in restaurant
Pink Sis: Becoming disturbingly eccentric
Me: normal


Would love to read their forums........ rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16338 on: January 25, 2012, 05:34:02 PM »
I was the only one without a disabled badge ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16339 on: January 25, 2012, 05:45:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 25, 2012, 05:34:02 PM
I was the only one without a disabled badge ::)

Don't you get one for being a ginge?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16340 on: January 25, 2012, 06:41:59 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16341 on: January 25, 2012, 09:24:41 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2012, 05:29:30 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 25, 2012, 05:25:52 PM
God that was an ordeal  noooo:  Lunch out with the cousins.

Cousin 1: 86 and deaf, arthritis means she can no longer use a knife and fork (messy)
Her husband: retired undertaker, slightly ga ga, walking sticks
Cousin 2: Ex plod, going deaf and also very shortsighted and had forgotten specs
HIs wife: Asthma attack in restaurant
Pink Sis: Becoming disturbingly eccentric
Me: normal

Normal!!!! happy002

I have just revealed to Pink SIs that the barman asked me if was the Care Assistant. SHe has gone berserk noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16342 on: January 26, 2012, 06:22:28 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 25, 2012, 09:24:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2012, 05:29:30 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 25, 2012, 05:25:52 PM
God that was an ordeal  noooo:  Lunch out with the cousins.

Cousin 1: 86 and deaf, arthritis means she can no longer use a knife and fork (messy)
Her husband: retired undertaker, slightly ga ga, walking sticks
Cousin 2: Ex plod, going deaf and also very shortsighted and had forgotten specs
HIs wife: Asthma attack in restaurant
Pink Sis: Becoming disturbingly eccentric
Me: normal

Normal!!!! happy002

I have just revealed to Pink SIs that the barman asked me if was the Care Assistant. SHe has gone berserk noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16343 on: January 26, 2012, 06:59:40 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on January 25, 2012, 05:45:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 25, 2012, 05:34:02 PM
I was the only one without a disabled badge ::)

Don't you get one for being a ginge?  rubschin:

Risky to be picking on the hair colour at the moment.......the campaign for the protection of the fragile ginger afflicted seems to be a hot topic on the news at the moment  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16344 on: January 26, 2012, 07:15:26 AM »
I saw that.... bloody ginger tosser  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16345 on: January 26, 2012, 07:38:47 AM »
Today I shall mostly be in Limassol....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16346 on: January 26, 2012, 10:38:04 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 26, 2012, 07:38:47 AM
Today I shall mostly be in Lim assol....

How is Mr Lim these days?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16347 on: January 26, 2012, 01:34:32 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16348 on: January 27, 2012, 08:58:10 AM »
Today I shall mostly be looking at rock.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16349 on: January 27, 2012, 09:24:24 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 27, 2012, 08:58:10 AM
Today I shall mostly be looking at rock.

Seaside, musical or sedimentary?
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