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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16350 on: January 27, 2012, 09:32:04 AM »
One definitely and three hopefully.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16351 on: January 27, 2012, 10:28:04 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16352 on: January 27, 2012, 11:01:52 AM »
I have got a wheely bin stuck on my bathroom  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16353 on: January 27, 2012, 11:11:41 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16354 on: January 27, 2012, 11:19:40 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 27, 2012, 11:01:52 AM
I have got a wheely bin stuck on my bathroom  evil:

on?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16355 on: January 27, 2012, 11:30:56 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 27, 2012, 11:19:40 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 27, 2012, 11:01:52 AM
I have got a wheely bin stuck on my bathroom  evil:

on?

He is trying to re-create Miss Cs erotic dream.

For 'bathroom' read 'head' or any one of Nicks other redundant organs.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16356 on: January 27, 2012, 11:36:19 AM »
I have been to Larnaca and back like....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16357 on: January 27, 2012, 12:00:42 PM »
house hunting all over again today. noooo: Bloody deal fell through yesterday.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16358 on: January 27, 2012, 12:17:16 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 27, 2012, 12:00:42 PM
house hunting all over again today. noooo: Bloody deal fell through yesterday.

I bet the house was for sale...?  ::)

They all do that... it is outrageous to expect to show people around 'your home' while you are renting it....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16359 on: January 27, 2012, 12:30:04 PM »
we first looked at the house months ago and the first question we asked was IS IT  FOR SALE? have viewed it half a dozen times since and always been reassured by the agent the it wasnt for sale. In the owners office yesterday,

apc; Is the house for sale
owner: yes
agent; I didnt know
apc; we asked you enough times, you should have fuckin checked!!!

Then the apologetic owner offered us a drink and apc proceeded to rid him of a nice single malt.

Now surrounded by boxes and nowhere to go. sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16360 on: January 27, 2012, 12:32:09 PM »
BM is just putting on his Superhero underpants  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16361 on: January 27, 2012, 12:35:47 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 27, 2012, 12:32:09 PM
BM is just putting on his Superhero underpants  :thumbsup:

I always have them on...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16362 on: January 27, 2012, 01:24:02 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 27, 2012, 12:35:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on January 27, 2012, 12:32:09 PM
BM is just putting on his Superhero underpants  :thumbsup:

I always have them on...  whistle:

Time to invest in a new pair methinks.  sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16363 on: January 27, 2012, 01:26:04 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 27, 2012, 11:30:56 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 27, 2012, 11:19:40 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 27, 2012, 11:01:52 AM
I have got a wheely bin stuck on my bathroom  evil:

on?

He is trying to re-create Miss Cs erotic dream.

For 'bathroom' read 'head' or any one of Nicks other redundant organs.

It's in my lounge now  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16364 on: January 27, 2012, 01:37:00 PM »
Are you going to paint it to match the decor?

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