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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16410 on: January 29, 2012, 04:43:10 PM »
Um, about this slim blonde one...............?  How is she at grape treading?


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16411 on: January 29, 2012, 04:53:42 PM »
Nil by mouth then...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16412 on: January 29, 2012, 04:56:19 PM »
Nil by mouth then...

Indeed but only "After Midnight"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16413 on: January 29, 2012, 04:58:28 PM »
Conditions seem right for a blow job then  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16415 on: January 29, 2012, 05:03:45 PM »
Conditions seem right for a blow job then  :thumbsup:


You askin' big boy?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16416 on: January 29, 2012, 05:05:53 PM »
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16417 on: January 29, 2012, 05:54:38 PM »
Conditions seem right for a blow job then  :thumbsup:


You askin' big boy?

Somewhere on here there is a link to a sperm recipe book, you two could make a fortune. ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16418 on: January 29, 2012, 06:00:34 PM »
 eeek: sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16419 on: January 29, 2012, 06:08:44 PM »
Suck don't blow, there's a love. angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16420 on: January 29, 2012, 06:55:15 PM »
Um, about this slim blonde one...............?  How is she at grape treading?

Seems to be doing alright to me


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16421 on: January 29, 2012, 07:01:45 PM »
Wot grapes?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16422 on: January 29, 2012, 07:35:11 PM »
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16423 on: January 29, 2012, 08:13:22 PM »
Poor old Snoopy, The good old NHS strikes again.

Good luck in the morning.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16424 on: January 30, 2012, 07:10:16 AM »
Thanks all ~ for making me larf and for the good wishes.

Have checked with Hosp and they say "Come in now ~ we are ready for you" ....... So I'm off.

See you all mid week I hope.
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