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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16530 on: February 04, 2012, 05:00:52 PM »
Removal of mini freezer from kitchen and all the other stuff that accumulates down that end, bin, brooms, untold quantities of carrier bags, light bulbs bought in error (  redface: ), emergency candles  eeek:, spare mineral water  eeek: ~ why have I got spare mineral water? On and on, freezer scrapers, shelves for a fridge I don't possess  noooo:

Prep the surface tomorrow, mask the sockets and stuff then white emulsion a-billio  razz: . New(ish) fridge freezer combo arrives on Tuesday cos it doesn't fit into a friend's kitchen  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16531 on: February 04, 2012, 05:54:40 PM »
Woohoo! Defeat Game on

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16532 on: February 04, 2012, 05:57:23 PM »
Any pans involved?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16533 on: February 04, 2012, 05:58:06 PM »
The brat is doing my head in today  angry041:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16534 on: February 04, 2012, 06:01:41 PM »
With a pan? scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16535 on: February 04, 2012, 06:10:23 PM »
Removal of mini freezer from kitchen and all the other stuff that accumulates down that end, bin, brooms, untold quantities of carrier bags, light bulbs bought in error (  redface: ), emergency candles  eeek:, spare mineral water  eeek: ~ why have I got spare mineral water? On and on, freezer scrapers, shelves for a fridge I don't possess  noooo:

Prep the surface tomorrow, mask the sockets and stuff then white emulsion a-billio  razz: . New(ish) fridge freezer combo arrives on Tuesday cos it doesn't fit into a friend's kitchen  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16536 on: February 04, 2012, 06:13:43 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16537 on: February 04, 2012, 07:17:46 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16538 on: February 04, 2012, 08:25:33 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16539 on: February 04, 2012, 08:27:00 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16540 on: February 04, 2012, 08:42:40 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16541 on: February 05, 2012, 12:37:54 AM »
Shite day.............plumber this morning 35 euros......... cussing:.........went to go out tonight another fucking puncture........10 this year........ Angry9:...........then taxi ........taxi home ..........now on brandy ........I may have a lie in tomorrow........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16542 on: February 05, 2012, 12:48:14 AM »
I live in a little batch of houses with a car park at the front. To get access to this you have to use the small access road which is on a steep incline.

This is a private car park and only for residents but because it is not far from High Street people often chance it and park down here.

I have spent the last half an hour in bed listening to some muppets in their flash BMW try and get up the hill. The wheel spinning and screeching is unbelievable. There are 3 of them in the car. Yes, IN the car. The other 2 can't possibly get out and get snowed on while they help push or something.

If it was a neighbour I would go out and help. However they're not and they drove down here a couple of hours ago when it was snowing heavily so they were hardly taken by surprise.

Bleeding eejits evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16543 on: February 05, 2012, 12:58:09 AM »
I live in a little batch of houses with a car park at the front. To get access to this you have to use the small access road which is on a steep incline.

This is a private car park and only for residents but because it is not far from High Street people often chance it and park down here.

I have spent the last half an hour in bed listening to some muppets in their flash BMW try and get up the hill. The wheel spinning and screeching is unbelievable. There are 3 of them in the car. Yes, IN the car. The other 2 can't possibly get out and get snowed on while they help push or something.

If it was a neighbour I would go out and help. However they're not and they drove down here a couple of hours ago when it was snowing heavily so they were hardly taken by surprise.

Bleeding eejits evil:

Do you want some of my brandy..........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16544 on: February 05, 2012, 01:00:02 AM »
Can I have my own glass please ?  lol:
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