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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16980 on: February 23, 2012, 03:59:47 PM »
Miss D is an potty mouth  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16981 on: February 23, 2012, 04:38:30 PM »
T shirt Thursday   cloud9:

How tall is Joanna Lumley?  I think I've just bumped into her in Sainsbury's  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16982 on: February 23, 2012, 04:45:20 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 23, 2012, 04:38:30 PM
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How tall is Joanna Lumley?  I think I've just bumped into her in Sainsbury's  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16983 on: February 23, 2012, 04:50:10 PM »
Did she take yer eye out? Was Jenny Agutter with her  :sex023:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16984 on: February 23, 2012, 04:57:09 PM »
No, and er, No. She was pushing a trolley amazingly  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16985 on: February 23, 2012, 04:59:41 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 23, 2012, 04:38:30 PM
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How tall is Joanna Lumley?  I think I've just bumped into her in Sainsbury's  rubschin:


5ft 8 without heels
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16986 on: February 23, 2012, 05:05:56 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 23, 2012, 04:59:41 PM
Quote from: Pastis on February 23, 2012, 04:38:30 PM
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How tall is Joanna Lumley?  I think I've just bumped into her in Sainsbury's  rubschin:


5ft 8 without heels

That's be about right. I think she only lives a couple of streets away, prolly her local corner shop  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16987 on: February 23, 2012, 05:08:46 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 23, 2012, 05:05:56 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 23, 2012, 04:59:41 PM
Quote from: Pastis on February 23, 2012, 04:38:30 PM
T shirt Thursday   cloud9:

How tall is Joanna Lumley?  I think I've just bumped into her in Sainsbury's  rubschin:


5ft 8 without heels

That's be about right. I think she only lives a couple of streets away, prolly her local corner shop  ;D

She is also a year older than me ........ Granny Snatcher!  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16988 on: February 23, 2012, 05:11:58 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16989 on: February 23, 2012, 05:19:23 PM »
But she has nicer tits than you  angel1


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16990 on: February 23, 2012, 05:21:46 PM »
She has worn well ~ certainly better than me.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16991 on: February 23, 2012, 05:27:26 PM »
Now who is being a potty mouth.  Tsk noooo:

Sorry to hear about your sore willy Snoops.  Baggy trousers would seem to be the order of the day or a very civilised smoking jacket.

Oh good grief I now have a 'Madness' earworm.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16992 on: February 23, 2012, 05:50:57 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 23, 2012, 04:38:30 PM
How tall is Joanna Lumley?  I think I've just bumped into her in Sainsbury's

Bumped into her what?

That should enable us to calculate her height from yours and the parts that came into contact.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16993 on: February 23, 2012, 06:23:58 PM »
Trolley DS    angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #16994 on: February 23, 2012, 06:26:35 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 23, 2012, 06:23:58 PM
Trolley DS    angel1


This is getting like an  "I'm Julian and this is my friend Sandy" conversation
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