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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17040 on: February 26, 2012, 09:52:13 AM »
Relax Darwin, we are moving further south today.

And so the annual migration of "travellers" down the A1/M25/A3 begins.

Roads will be full of large, chromed caravans being towed by 4X4's bearing the immortal badge "HIGHWAY MAINTENANCE"  as the Gypos head to the south coast whence to fleece the holiday makers at fun-fairs, circuses and the like.

I have seen this so many times as anyone with a large space, car park, empty factory has called us in to prevent them setting up "transit camps" along that route.  They (travellers) seem to like the route described as there are so many industrial estates and lay-bys along it.

I once did a study of the crime stats along the route and they certainly bore out the theory.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17041 on: February 26, 2012, 10:17:24 AM »
Not me then I was M5 A419 A4  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17042 on: February 26, 2012, 10:20:12 AM »
Not me then I was M5 A419 A4  lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17043 on: February 26, 2012, 10:39:52 AM »
Off to Twickenham shortly, hoping the home side get a deserved win today  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17044 on: February 26, 2012, 11:04:01 AM »
Went on a book binding course yesterday. Completely and totally knackered today. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17045 on: February 26, 2012, 11:09:24 AM »
Went on a book binding course yesterday. Completely and totally knackered today. noooo:

Just how big were these books?

At least the spine will be in good shape.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17046 on: February 26, 2012, 11:15:46 AM »
Went on a book binding course yesterday. Completely and totally knackered today. noooo:

Just how big were these books?

At least the spine will be in good shape.

Mark your words eh?  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17047 on: February 26, 2012, 11:24:10 AM »
Went on a book binding course yesterday. Completely and totally knackered today. noooo:

Leaving the pun making to others that's something that has always interested me ..... Bookbinding I mean. How much does the course cost?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17048 on: February 26, 2012, 11:26:28 AM »
Went on a book binding course yesterday. Completely and totally knackered today. noooo:

Leaving the pun making to others that's something that has always interested me ..... Bookbinding I mean. How much does the course cost?

Thinking of turning over a new leaf Snoops...?  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17049 on: February 26, 2012, 11:32:56 AM »
Went on a book binding course yesterday. Completely and totally knackered today. noooo:

Leaving the pun making to others that's something that has always interested me ..... Bookbinding I mean. How much does the course cost?

Thinking of turning over a new leaf Snoops...?  redface:

That just about covers it.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17050 on: February 26, 2012, 11:40:44 AM »
Lovely day here  cloud9:  Going for a walk on me flat 'ill
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17051 on: February 26, 2012, 11:43:55 AM »
Lovley day here too ....doing to take niece back to train station  ( insert flag surrender emoticon)  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17052 on: February 26, 2012, 12:16:31 PM »
Lovley day here too ....doing to take niece back to train station  ( insert flag surrender emoticon)  noooo:

How was her gin and hot bath weekend with aunty?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17053 on: February 26, 2012, 12:17:14 PM »
Lovley day here too ....doing to take niece back to train station  ( insert flag surrender emoticon)  noooo:

How was her gin and hot bath weekend with aunty?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17054 on: February 26, 2012, 12:26:57 PM »
Knew those knitting needles would come in handy one day  8)

Seriously though , I'm glad the weekend is done.  noooo:
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