The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

AS the actress said to the bishop 

[Darwins Selection]

Only one more session to go 

Hope the nurse was more gentle with the nozzle this time.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

  for Snoops.

I am in a carpark in Werster.

[Grumpmeister]

Today I am mostly on a train.

[Just One More]

Today, I am mostly looking at eating/drinking venues in Chichester.

Haven't been there properly for 37 years - first honeymoon.

Tel, The Crab and Lobster just outside Chichester is hard to beat for seafood. I've eaten there a few times, a bit pricey, but fantastic seafood

And if you want something for when you get back, I was going to point you in the direction of the indoor market to O'Hagan's Sausage shop , but it appears that they now operate from a pub. Last time I went there, Dame Maggie Smith was being served in front of me, she likes pork 

[Nick]

in cider?

[tel]

Today, I am mostly looking at eating/drinking venues in Chichester.

Haven't been there properly for 37 years - first honeymoon.

Tel, The Crab and Lobster just outside Chichester is hard to beat for seafood. I've eaten there a few times, a bit pricey, but fantastic seafood

And if you want something for when you get back, I was going to point you in the direction of the indoor market to O'Hagan's Sausage shop , but it appears that they now operate from a pub. Last time I went there, Dame Maggie Smith was being served in front of me, she likes pork 

Not a great one for seafood apart from fish.
Am hoping to get out to the Crown & Anchor at Dell Quay, the guvnor used to run our local, haven't seen her for a while.

[Pirate]

Today, I am mostly looking at eating/drinking venues in Chichester.

Haven't been there properly for 37 years - first honeymoon.

Tel, The Crab and Lobster just outside Chichester is hard to beat for seafood. I've eaten there a few times, a bit pricey, but fantastic seafood

And if you want something for when you get back, I was going to point you in the direction of the indoor market to O'Hagan's Sausage shop , but it appears that they now operate from a pub. Last time I went there, Dame Maggie Smith was being served in front of me, she likes pork 

Not a great one for seafood apart from fish.

 

[Nick]

I didn't like to mention, what with MIss D's allergies and all......

[The Moan Ranger]

Soooo...as lunch was being brought out in the pub on Gloucester Road, t'other half points her finger at the interloper scurrying across the floor. Cockroach. Big bastid (prolly as big as me, eh BM?). Latvian staff chins drop to the floor. "Is he getting a take-away" I shouted.

It would now appear I have free Guinness for a while...

[Barman]

Soooo...as lunch was being brought out in the pub on Gloucester Road, t'other half points her finger at the interloper scurrying across the floor. Cockroach. Big bastid (prolly as big as me, eh BM?). Latvian staff chins drop to the floor. "Is he getting a take-away" I shouted.

It would now appear I have free Guinness for a while...

Nicer than you anyway.... 

[The Moan Ranger]

You don't mean that. I looked after you in London when you were pissed on Spitfire and my mate Nige asked "is he a friend of yours...". And then you repaid me by fecking off to Epsom whilst I was having a wazz...

:-(

[Barman]

You don't mean that. I looked after you in London when you were pissed on Spitfire and my mate Nige asked "is he a friend of yours...". And then you repaid me by fecking off to Epsom whilst I was having a wazz...

:-(

Of course.... 

You're just jealous cos that top bird that was with Nige gave me her e-mail address.... 

And then you got to Victoria and needed "a wee-wee"... then disappeared... 

I expect you had to pop out of the station and buy some new incontinence pants! 

[Nick]

FIGHT! 

[The Moan Ranger]

Oi! Ginger! Keep yer nose out...

BM knows the real truth, despite his mewlings here...but if it keeps him happy, so be it...