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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17235 on: March 06, 2012, 08:15:40 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17236 on: March 06, 2012, 08:16:51 PM »
She said 'a little one'  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17237 on: March 06, 2012, 08:19:52 PM »
Evenin my beauties. Loooooong day at work, new job so got to put the hours in and kiss a little behind to begin with.  ::)

I didn't feel anything....  noooo:

spent the day schmoozing and flirting (for business you understand) my ass kissing lips are tired. But if you insist.................bend over.  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17238 on: March 06, 2012, 08:20:42 PM »
Evenin my beauties. Loooooong day at work, new job so got to put the hours in and kiss a little behind to begin with.  ::)

I didn't feel anything....  noooo:

spent the day schmoozing and flirting (for business you understand) my ass kissing lips are tired. But if you insist.................bend over.  ::)

Shan't now!  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17239 on: March 06, 2012, 08:25:16 PM »
Evenin my beauties. Loooooong day at work, new job so got to put the hours in and kiss a little behind to begin with.  ::)

I didn't feel anything....  noooo:

spent the day schmoozing and flirting (for business you understand) my ass kissing lips are tired. But if you insist.................bend over.  ::)

Shan't now!  evil:

Don't .........she ordered over 4 grand of alcohol today.............and none for me ...... cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17240 on: March 06, 2012, 08:27:42 PM »
Evenin my beauties. Loooooong day at work, new job so got to put the hours in and kiss a little behind to begin with.  ::)

I didn't feel anything....  noooo:

spent the day schmoozing and flirting (for business you understand) my ass kissing lips are tired. But if you insist.................bend over.  ::)

Shan't now!  evil:

Don't .........she ordered over 4000 grand of alcohol today.............and none for me ...... cussing:

Four miwlion?  eeek:

I ordered eighty quids worth of beer kits - you can have some of mine....  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17241 on: March 06, 2012, 08:31:13 PM »
Evenin my beauties. Loooooong day at work, new job so got to put the hours in and kiss a little behind to begin with.  ::)

I didn't feel anything....  noooo:

spent the day schmoozing and flirting (for business you understand) my ass kissing lips are tired. But if you insist.................bend over.  ::)

Shan't now!  evil:

Don't .........she ordered over 4000 grand of alcohol today.............and none for me ...... cussing:

Four miwlion?  eeek:

I ordered eighty quids worth of beer kits - you can have some of mine....  ;)

Can you do some low alcohol for Baldy like........ rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17242 on: March 06, 2012, 08:39:17 PM »
Evenin my beauties. Loooooong day at work, new job so got to put the hours in and kiss a little behind to begin with.  ::)

I didn't feel anything....  noooo:

spent the day schmoozing and flirting (for business you understand) my ass kissing lips are tired. But if you insist.................bend over.  ::)

Shan't now!  evil:

Don't .........she ordered over 4000 grand of alcohol today.............and none for me ...... cussing:

Four miwlion?  eeek:

I ordered eighty quids worth of beer kits - you can have some of mine....  ;)

Can you do some low alcohol for Baldy like........ rubschin:

+ water... same price....  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17243 on: March 07, 2012, 01:29:11 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17244 on: March 07, 2012, 02:03:03 PM »
Evenin my beauties. Loooooong day at work, new job so got to put the hours in and kiss a little behind to begin with.  ::)

 cussing:
I didn't feel anything....  noooo:

spent the day schmoozing and flirting (for business you understand) my ass kissing lips are tired. But if you insist.................bend over.  ::)

Shan't now!  evil:

Don't .........she ordered over 4000 grand of alcohol today.............and none for me ...... cussing:

Four miwlion?  eeek:

I ordered eighty quids worth of beer kits - you can have some of mine....  ;)

Can you do some low alcohol for Baldy like........ rubschin:

+ water... same price....  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17245 on: March 07, 2012, 02:04:26 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17247 on: March 07, 2012, 03:03:06 PM »
 cussing: ............my mobile mechanic came round to change the thermostat on the car .......he broke the housing .........this being a Wednesday in Cyprus ever
thing is closed (half day) ........he cheerfully says do you need the car ................if I fecking did not need a car I would not have bought one .....
 Banghead......... Miss T stuck at hairdressers .......I have 3 meetings tonight ........ cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17248 on: March 07, 2012, 03:10:18 PM »
I have just been out for an impromptu lunch with an old friend who happened to be in NOttingham. He looks amazingl like his Dad!!  eeek:

Can anyone guess David's surname? (Snoopy not allowed to play)





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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17249 on: March 07, 2012, 03:13:36 PM »
Soul? (dad's initial R)
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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