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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17370 on: March 14, 2012, 06:37:55 PM »
It's not just the carpet cleaning, it's moving all the sodding furniture about  evil:
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You should have got a man in.  We had 2 blokes they worked around us and moved the furniture.  I would recommend them to anyone they were brilliant. Cost £29.00 for the lounge and the dining room. I wil track them down and see if they are national.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17371 on: March 14, 2012, 06:39:11 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17372 on: March 14, 2012, 06:47:43 PM »
It's not just the carpet cleaning, it's moving all the sodding furniture about  evil:
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Just clean around it....  ::)

That will work right up to the point Nick has to move the furniture to hide the latest spill\burn mark .  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17373 on: March 14, 2012, 07:10:57 PM »
I have been supporting the Hobbit.

What, the one in sarf'amton? What's beein frettened wiv the full fawcw ov the law 'cos it's called the Hobbit?

For more info, and to see off the greedy barstewards from Hollywood, see here:

http://m.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/mar/14/stephen-fry-hobbit-pub-name?cat=film&type=article
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17374 on: March 15, 2012, 06:21:09 AM »
Last day at work today and then a week and a bit off  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Much needed
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17375 on: March 15, 2012, 08:01:04 AM »
Last day at work today and then a week and a bit off  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Much needed

Where you going ........ rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17376 on: March 15, 2012, 08:35:35 AM »
Carpet cleaning part deux  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17377 on: March 15, 2012, 08:47:18 AM »
Just transferring my second batch of beer (Woodfordes Nog) from the fermenter to the pressure barrel for conditioning like....  :thumbsup:

Then I'll be finishing up the brakes on the Mini....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17378 on: March 15, 2012, 10:33:55 AM »
Last day at work today and then a week and a bit off  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Much needed

Where you going ........ rubschin:

Just using up my leave ...use it or lose it before the end of March  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17379 on: March 15, 2012, 10:40:32 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17380 on: March 15, 2012, 10:41:56 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17381 on: March 15, 2012, 10:49:49 AM »
Gonna be bizzy today  whacky068 ..... back later.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17382 on: March 15, 2012, 11:06:48 AM »
Off out to a lunch / presentation  rubschin:

If it's boring I'll probably  sleep017

I've tried to contact 3 people today about possible work ... they're on annual leave   ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17383 on: March 15, 2012, 12:19:01 PM »
Just transferring my second batch of beer (Woodfordes Nog) from the fermenter to the pressure barrel for conditioning like....  :thumbsup:

Then I'll be finishing up the brakes on the Mini....

if we're talking Woodfordes as in Norfolk, then the brew would have to be Wherry!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17384 on: March 15, 2012, 12:21:16 PM »
Wherry what?  rubschin:
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