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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17415 on: March 16, 2012, 03:11:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2012, 01:42:25 PM
Got a visitor for the weekend so have been doing a shop at Tesco.

AS I went down the wine asile my feet went from under me and went face first into the floor  redface:

Someone helped me up and I noticed I had trodden in a patch of oil. I went off carefully and informed a Tesco operative  angel1

I then noticed that people were going down like nine pins all over the shop. Tannoy announcements, cleaners rushing about, the lot.

Got to the checkout and moved forward to take my turn. Woman behind me suddenly went, "Whoooooooooooooo......" and clutched at my clothing. We both went down evil:

ONce we had sorted ourselves out I continued putting my shopping on the belt and came across an empty olive oil bottle in my trolley  redface: redface: redface: redface:

Two days late for Steak 'n BJ day buddy!      eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17416 on: March 16, 2012, 03:46:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2012, 02:48:08 PM
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No chance ~ off limits for a month 'cos of chemo.  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17417 on: March 16, 2012, 05:46:43 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 16, 2012, 03:11:34 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2012, 01:42:25 PM
Got a visitor for the weekend so have been doing a shop at Tesco.

AS I went down the wine asile my feet went from under me and went face first into the floor  redface:

Someone helped me up and I noticed I had trodden in a patch of oil. I went off carefully and informed a Tesco operative  angel1

I then noticed that people were going down like nine pins all over the shop. Tannoy announcements, cleaners rushing about, the lot.

Got to the checkout and moved forward to take my turn. Woman behind me suddenly went, "Whoooooooooooooo......" and clutched at my clothing. We both went down evil:

ONce we had sorted ourselves out I continued putting my shopping on the belt and came across an empty olive oil bottle in my trolley  redface: redface: redface: redface:

Two days late for Steak 'n BJ day buddy!      eyes:

Poor woman was only after some ginger nuts  whistle:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17418 on: March 16, 2012, 07:05:02 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2012, 10:52:13 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2012, 10:01:30 AM
Today I will mostly be trying to get the blood off of the walls. noooo:

If you keep extending the patio like this you aren't going to have a garden left Miss C.  eeek:

Fear not my little Ninja Penguin this be the land of ganister and that being so there are mine shafts aplenty. eveilgrin:

Reading that back I am not sure that it sounds quite as it was meant to, however I am tired and therefore past caring.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17419 on: March 16, 2012, 07:16:11 PM »
Ninja Penguin? The only reason I changed my avatart is because somebody was complaining that my last one was scary


Anyway, it isnt a ninja penguin, its Linbo  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17420 on: March 16, 2012, 07:40:59 PM »
Talking of avatarts, has anyone scanned Marley's yet?   whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17421 on: March 16, 2012, 09:24:18 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 16, 2012, 07:16:11 PM
Linbo

Linbo is Japanese for "Sad Git".
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17422 on: March 16, 2012, 11:49:54 PM »
Four hours in a&E and now arm in a sling  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17423 on: March 16, 2012, 11:53:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2012, 11:49:54 PM
Four hours in a&E and now arm in a sling  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: sad24:

You Linbo
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17424 on: March 16, 2012, 11:55:03 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17425 on: March 16, 2012, 11:55:23 PM »
Home again ...I would wave all of Nick's white flags if I had them .
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17426 on: March 16, 2012, 11:57:39 PM »
I have a sling  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17427 on: March 16, 2012, 11:58:46 PM »
Oh dear ...I will catch up with the threads but can't you be left alone for a minute ?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17428 on: March 17, 2012, 12:11:42 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 16, 2012, 11:58:46 PM
Oh dear ...I will catch up with the threads but can't you be left alone for a minute ?  noooo:

Deliberate attention seeking... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17429 on: March 17, 2012, 12:21:36 AM »
It's not big or clever is it ?  noooo:
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