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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17505 on: March 19, 2012, 08:52:09 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17506 on: March 19, 2012, 08:59:57 AM »
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17507 on: March 19, 2012, 11:01:49 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17508 on: March 19, 2012, 11:20:37 AM »
Linbo

Linbo is Japanese for "Sad Git".

I didn't name it, found it while looking something up on a linux site.  noooo:

Ahhh Peanuts.......Better ask Snoops he will know. whistle:
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It's Linus not fvcking Linux!  cussing:

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Linus invented Linux tho....  whistle:

Bill Gates used to bite blankets as well didn't he?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17509 on: March 19, 2012, 12:01:09 PM »
So . . . if Linus invented both Peanuts AND Linux, why does Linux use penguins as logo creatures and not beagle dogs?

Or, conversely, why isn't the lead character in Peanuts a penguin? (and don't say that Charlie Brown IS a penguin or I'll empty this glass over you!)
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17510 on: March 19, 2012, 12:01:56 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17511 on: March 19, 2012, 12:07:39 PM »
So . . . if Linus invented both Peanuts AND Linux, why does Linux use penguins as logo creatures and not beagle dogs?


For tax purposes... [taps nose]
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17512 on: March 19, 2012, 12:08:20 PM »
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What! You've problems with the tradesman's entrance as well as your arm?

You are in the wars old man!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17513 on: March 19, 2012, 12:08:31 PM »
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Cristus, you haven't got piles as well have you?  eeek:

It really hasn't been your week has it...?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17514 on: March 19, 2012, 12:08:56 PM »
SNAP!  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17515 on: March 19, 2012, 12:10:12 PM »
10.00 appointment my arse  cussing: cussing:

Cristus, you haven't got piles as well have you?  eeek:

It really hasn't been your week has it...?  noooo:

Come on BM - you need to be quicker than that (or the penguin will catch you and claim a tax rebate!)
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17516 on: March 19, 2012, 12:14:32 PM »
10.00 appointment my arse  cussing: cussing:

Cristus, you haven't got piles as well have you?  eeek:

It really hasn't been your week has it...?  noooo:

Come on BM - you need to be quicker than that (or the penguin will catch you and claim a tax rebate!)

I'm sure I clicked it first - mine had further to travel tho.....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17517 on: March 19, 2012, 12:15:27 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17518 on: March 19, 2012, 12:17:27 PM »
I am going back to bed  sad24:

You don't have a lektrik blanket do you???  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17519 on: March 19, 2012, 12:26:54 PM »
I am going back to bed  sad24:

You don't have a lektrik blanket do you???  scared2:

He will drown on the rubber sheet.
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