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[Barman]

I am going back to bed 

You don't have a lektrik blanket do you??? 

He will drown on the rubber sheet.

 

[Nick]

Got talking to a chap at the hospital who was bandaged up like a mummy. Apparently he had had a "dizzy spell" while using a chainsaw 

[Barman]

Got talking to a chap at the hospital who was bandaged up like a mummy. Apparently he had had a "dizzy spell" while using a chainsaw 

[Darwins Selection]

Got talking to a chap at the hospital who was bandaged up like a mummy. Apparently he had had a "dizzy spell" while using a chainsaw 

Any spectacular shin injuries? 

[tel]

I have been crimping, not hair I might add

[Darwins Selection]

I have been crimping, not hair I might add

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crimping

 

[tel]

No.

RJ45 plugs and CAT5e cable.

50% success rate so far.

[Barman]

No.

RJ45 plugs and CAT5e cable.

50% success rate so far.

Fiddly little bastards! 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

So . . . if Linus invented both Peanuts AND Linux, why does Linux use penguins as logo creatures and not beagle dogs?

Or, conversely, why isn't the lead character in Peanuts a penguin? (and don't say that Charlie Brown IS a penguin or I'll empty this glass over you!)

Linus also invented a hard wearing waterproof floor covering too and Snickers bars contain peanuts but not penguins, not even when they were Marathons.

I have had a most peculiar day.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

So . . . if Linus invented both Peanuts AND Linux, why does Linux use penguins as logo creatures and not beagle dogs?

Or, conversely, why isn't the lead character in Peanuts a penguin? (and don't say that Charlie Brown IS a penguin or I'll empty this glass over you!)

Linus also invented a hard wearing waterproof floor covering too and Snickers bars contain peanuts but not penguins, not even when they were Marathons.

I have had a most peculiar day.

      Clearly! Were there any penguins involved in the heavy duty linoleum?

[Grumpmeister]

10.00 appointment my arse 

What! You've problems with the tradesman's entrance as well as your arm?

You are in the wars old man!

Could just be an appointment with the occupational health nurse to explain the difference between arse and elbow. 

[Barman]

So . . . if Linus invented both Peanuts AND Linux, why does Linux use penguins as logo creatures and not beagle dogs?

Or, conversely, why isn't the lead character in Peanuts a penguin? (and don't say that Charlie Brown IS a penguin or I'll empty this glass over you!)

Linus also invented a hard wearing waterproof floor covering too and Snickers bars contain peanuts but not penguins, not even when they were Marathons.

I have had a most peculiar day.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

So . . . if Linus invented both Peanuts AND Linux, why does Linux use penguins as logo creatures and not beagle dogs?

Or, conversely, why isn't the lead character in Peanuts a penguin? (and don't say that Charlie Brown IS a penguin or I'll empty this glass over you!)

Linus also invented a hard wearing waterproof floor covering too and Snickers bars contain peanuts but not penguins, not even when they were Marathons.

I have had a most peculiar day.

      Clearly! Were there any penguins involved in the heavy duty linoleum?

On noes that would just be silly.

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

So . . . if Linus invented both Peanuts AND Linux, why does Linux use penguins as logo creatures and not beagle dogs?

Or, conversely, why isn't the lead character in Peanuts a penguin? (and don't say that Charlie Brown IS a penguin or I'll empty this glass over you!)

Linus also invented a hard wearing waterproof floor covering too and Snickers bars contain peanuts but not penguins, not even when they were Marathons.

I have had a most peculiar day.

      Clearly! Were there any penguins involved in the heavy duty linoleum?

On noes that would just be silly.

No sillier than the twin concepts of peanuts being involved in Snickers or Marathons!

Since a snicker is a sound and peanuts don't (AFAIK) don't make any sounds, and cannot run (no legs) marathons, I am baffle completely at a loss!

[Just One More]

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