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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17655 on: March 25, 2012, 12:14:57 PM »
Out to lunch shortly.  Fortunately it's walking distance  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17656 on: March 25, 2012, 12:17:14 PM »
Out to lunch shortly.  Fortunately it's walking distance  cloud9:

What's that in crawling/reeling from lamp-post to lamp-post distance? In football pitches would help me visualise the problem.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17657 on: March 25, 2012, 12:19:31 PM »
Only a few flights of stairs in reality  ;)   Neighbours.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17658 on: March 25, 2012, 12:25:52 PM »
Only a few flights of stairs in reality  ;)   Neighbours.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17659 on: March 25, 2012, 12:27:57 PM »
Only a few flights of stairs in reality  ;)   Neighbours.

Up or down? ~ Makes a difference you know ..... when you crawl home.  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17660 on: March 25, 2012, 03:56:00 PM »
Been in the garden most of the day. It's been lovely.  When we first moved here the neighbours told us how much they hated the large flowering cherry tree in our garden because of the petal drop.  A few weeks ago we got a man in to cut it down.  We mentioned it to the neighbours and asked if they wanted him to take down the large white flowering cherry tree in their garden, which they hate because of the petal drop.

They said not as they had did not have much money due to the 60k extension they had just had added onto their house.

We paid Pete the bee and his three lads £60.00 to take down our 40 foot tree.  They chopped it up into manageable bits, brilliant job and IMO incredibly cheap.

Daft neighbour who is a wimp at the best of times has spent most of the day running up and down a ladder up his 40' cherry tree with a pair of tree loppers and a saw. He cuts bits off, comes down shreds a bit then stands back, walks around the tree a bit, ponders, huffs a lot then goes back up his ladder and cuts off a bit more.  No safety equipment.  His wife went out and left him to it. He has afforded us much amusement and is as far as I know still alive. The bloke is an out and out tosser to be sure. noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17661 on: March 25, 2012, 05:04:06 PM »
I am sunburnt, but only on one side of my head  sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17662 on: March 25, 2012, 05:06:41 PM »
I am sunburnt, but only on one side of my head  sad24:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17664 on: March 25, 2012, 05:35:24 PM »
I have spent the last 2 hours writing out my own performance review for my 8.30 appraisal tomorrow morning - Monday is looking better than normal  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17665 on: March 25, 2012, 05:40:30 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17666 on: March 25, 2012, 05:41:44 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17667 on: March 25, 2012, 07:07:47 PM »
I got lost again today. 
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17668 on: March 25, 2012, 07:09:49 PM »
I got lost again today.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #17669 on: March 25, 2012, 07:13:19 PM »
I was on the bike.  I think when I check the map my route will look similar to a reef knot.  redface:
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