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Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2012, 06:06:49 AMI seem to be in Heathrow so today I will mostly be in the air, at least I hope to be, failing that I will be mostly dead or mostly cold snd wet floating about blowing an inifectual whistle. Remember to inflate your life jacket after you leave the plane... and take your stilettos off before going down the slide.... and see if you can buy a smoke hood at the airport....
I seem to be in Heathrow so today I will mostly be in the air, at least I hope to be, failing that I will be mostly dead or mostly cold snd wet floating about blowing an inifectual whistle.
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2012, 06:11:18 AMQuote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2012, 06:06:49 AMI seem to be in Heathrow so today I will mostly be in the air, at least I hope to be, failing that I will be mostly dead or mostly cold snd wet floating about blowing an inifectual whistle. Remember to inflate your life jacket after you leave the plane... and take your stilettos off before going down the slide.... and see if you can buy a smoke hood at the airport.... And whistle ...that's a life saver
We could compile a world weary traveller's guide like
On the piss with Bangcock Dick and apc!
Quote from: Baldy on April 01, 2012, 02:51:50 PMOn the piss with Bangcock Dick and apc!The only bloke in the world (Dick) .........who can turn round in a busy bar to someone and ask..........you are white why do you talk like a nigger .............
Quote from: apc2010 on April 02, 2012, 09:36:09 AMQuote from: Baldy on April 01, 2012, 02:51:50 PMOn the piss with Bangcock Dick and apc!The only bloke in the world (Dick) .........who can turn round in a busy bar to someone and ask..........you are white why do you talk like a nigger .............
Just landed. Miss T looks stressed.
