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[Miss Demeanour]

Today I am restraining myself from going ballistic 

Staffing issues - yesterday someone failed to turn up for work until 11.45. Latest he is allowed to get in is 10 o clock. This is the bloke that was sacked and reinstated on appeal   

His boss is not in this week so I was asked to have  'a word' - so ask him what his excuse is. " Well I'm not like the rest of you lot I don't have anyone to wake me up in the morning" .

Oh no you didn't just say that I thinks 

He says he will put in a leave request and take the morning off as leave . Then he asks to have Thursday off as well.

Not a chance I say as we are short staffed this week due to it being Easter .

" But I feel stressed and need a break"

Give me strength today someone because I really do feel capable of murder.

So I have recommended disciplinary on AWOL  - not that bleeding HR or Councillors will want to take the matter up as he will claim he is being bullied by management.


 

[Barman]

Today I am restraining myself from going ballistic 

Staffing issues - yesterday someone failed to turn up for work until 11.45. Latest he is allowed to get in is 10 o clock. This is the bloke that was sacked and reinstated on appeal   

His boss is not in this week so I was asked to have  'a word' - so ask him what his excuse is. " Well I'm not like the rest of you lot I don't have anyone to wake me up in the morning" .

Oh no you didn't just say that I thinks 

He says he will put in a leave request and take the morning off as leave . Then he asks to have Thursday off as well.

Not a chance I say as we are short staffed this week due to it being Easter .

" But I feel stressed and need a break"

Give me strength today someone because I really do feel capable of murder.

So I have recommended disciplinary on AWOL  - not that bleeding HR or Councillors will want to take the matter up as he will claim he is being bullied by management.


 

You're stressin me out now! 

[apc2010]

Today I am restraining myself from going ballistic 

Staffing issues - yesterday someone failed to turn up for work until 11.45. Latest he is allowed to get in is 10 o clock. This is the bloke that was sacked and reinstated on appeal   

His boss is not in this week so I was asked to have  'a word' - so ask him what his excuse is. " Well I'm not like the rest of you lot I don't have anyone to wake me up in the morning" .

Oh no you didn't just say that I thinks 

He says he will put in a leave request and take the morning off as leave . Then he asks to have Thursday off as well.

Not a chance I say as we are short staffed this week due to it being Easter .

" But I feel stressed and need a break"

Give me strength today someone because I really do feel capable of murder.

So I have recommended disciplinary on AWOL  - not that bleeding HR or Councillors will want to take the matter up as he will claim he is being bullied by management.


 

A large voddy on BMs tab............

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh then it gets better....

An officer in my team was 15 minutes late for an appointment. Now as we are only able to use public transport she was unable to phone ( underground)  and when turned up at the property bloke goes loopy at her .

So the usual - ring to speak to her manaager. I answer and apparently I am intimidating him because I have strongly asserted that 15 minutes is not unreasonable and we can rearrange another appointment to suit as soon as suitable for him etc. Oh noes - that's not good enough for Mr Feckin Angry.

Wants to make an official complaint about the officer's conduct 

Now if you make an official complaint we have to respond fully and formally and it's takes a whole heap of time. I gently try and inform chappy that it is unlikely that an official complaint will be upheld on the basis of 1 occurence of being late.

Then he starts shouting at me , and swearing at me  . I terminate the call 

I have now been informed he has made an official complaint about me for intimidating and threatening behaviour .

Total utter wanker 

[apc2010]

Two voddys..........

[miss Tchevious]

right. pub time. meeting bankokD and baldy. shall report later with details.

[Grumpmeister]

Oh then it gets better....

An officer in my team was 15 minutes late for an appointment. Now as we are only able to use public transport she was unable to phone ( underground)  and when turned up at the property bloke goes loopy at her .

So the usual - ring to speak to her manaager. I answer and apparently I am intimidating him because I have strongly asserted that 15 minutes is not unreasonable and we can rearrange another appointment to suit as soon as suitable for him etc. Oh noes - that's not good enough for Mr Feckin Angry.

Wants to make an official complaint about the officer's conduct 

Now if you make an official complaint we have to respond fully and formally and it's takes a whole heap of time. I gently try and inform chappy that it is unlikely that an official complaint will be upheld on the basis of 1 occurence of being late.

Then he starts shouting at me , and swearing at me  . I terminate the call 

I have now been informed he has made an official complaint about me for intimidating and threatening behaviour .

Total utter wanker 

I'm assuming that there is call recording in place so while there may not be much you can do about the original issue you should be easily covered as far as the content of the call is concerned.

[Darwins Selection]

Oh then it gets better....

An officer in my team was 15 minutes late for an appointment. Now as we are only able to use public transport she was unable to phone ( underground)  and when turned up at the property bloke goes loopy at her .

So the usual - ring to speak to her manaager. I answer and apparently I am intimidating him because I have strongly asserted that 15 minutes is not unreasonable and we can rearrange another appointment to suit as soon as suitable for him etc. Oh noes - that's not good enough for Mr Feckin Angry.

Wants to make an official complaint about the officer's conduct 

Now if you make an official complaint we have to respond fully and formally and it's takes a whole heap of time. I gently try and inform chappy that it is unlikely that an official complaint will be upheld on the basis of 1 occurence of being late.

Then he starts shouting at me , and swearing at me  . I terminate the call 

I have now been informed he has made an official complaint about me for intimidating and threatening behaviour .

Total utter wanker 

 

Tom next door is also having a bad day with four dead lambs. 

[Snoopy]

Oh then it gets better....

An officer in my team was 15 minutes late for an appointment. Now as we are only able to use public transport she was unable to phone ( underground)  and when turned up at the property bloke goes loopy at her .

So the usual - ring to speak to her manaager. I answer and apparently I am intimidating him because I have strongly asserted that 15 minutes is not unreasonable and we can rearrange another appointment to suit as soon as suitable for him etc. Oh noes - that's not good enough for Mr Feckin Angry.

Wants to make an official complaint about the officer's conduct 

Now if you make an official complaint we have to respond fully and formally and it's takes a whole heap of time. I gently try and inform chappy that it is unlikely that an official complaint will be upheld on the basis of 1 occurence of being late.

Then he starts shouting at me , and swearing at me  . I terminate the call 

I have now been informed he has made an official complaint about me for intimidating and threatening behaviour .

Total utter wanker 

Well I can't speak for Mr Angry but you sure scare the sh*t outta me. 

[The Moan Ranger]

Having walked the two hounds, we are sitting in the beer garden awaiting our seared Scallops and Japanese Noodle Salad.

[Baldy]

The Smug are on the piss!

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

OMG !!!!!!


 


Details of this man's official complaint have just been received - he had to go off and refer this to the Corporate Complaints Centre 

Mr xxx felt that his complaint was not taken seriously by  Miss D who swore and advised that she was going to cancel all appointments with Mr xxx.

Several conversations were had with Miss D  on the 3rd April and Mr xxx advised that Miss D was:

•   threatening saying she was going to “Fuck you”, Mr xxxx is very worried about his own well being feeling that he is going to be raped by Miss D
•   Rude saying that she has the right to cancel appointments
•   Intimidating
•   Discriminating against him
•   Refusing to schedule a new appointment


I think it's time to go home 

[Nick]

OMG !!!!!!


 


Details of this man's official complaint have just been received - he had to go off and refer this to the Corporate Complaints Centre 

Mr xxx felt that his complaint was not taken seriously by  Miss D who swore and advised that she was going to cancel all appointments with Mr xxx.

Several conversations were had with Miss D  on the 3rd April and Mr xxx advised that Miss D was:

•   threatening saying she was going to “Fuck you”, Mr xxxx is very worried about his own well being feeling that he is going to be raped by Miss D
•   Rude saying that she has the right to cancel appointments
•   Intimidating
•   Discriminating against him
•   Refusing to schedule a new appointment


I think it's time to go home 

[Darwins Selection]

OMG !!!!!!


 


Details of this man's official complaint have just been received - he had to go off and refer this to the Corporate Complaints Centre 

Mr xxx felt that his complaint was not taken seriously by  Miss D who swore and advised that she was going to cancel all appointments with Mr xxx.

Several conversations were had with Miss D  on the 3rd April and Mr xxx advised that Miss D was:

•   threatening saying she was going to “Fuck you”, Mr xxxx is very worried about his own well being feeling that he is going to be raped by Miss D
•   Rude saying that she has the right to cancel appointments
•   Intimidating
•   Discriminating against him
•   Refusing to schedule a new appointment


I think it's time to go home 

I can hardly wait for the recording to get on Youtube.