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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18105 on: April 08, 2012, 07:23:37 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18106 on: April 08, 2012, 07:24:42 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 08, 2012, 07:20:37 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on April 08, 2012, 06:30:40 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 08, 2012, 06:28:46 PM
it's a bloody big field, I bet you could grow a lot of turnips on it

Great cycling... if I had a bike with me .... like.  ::)  ... and a little train Will Hay would have been happy to play with.  ;D

Did it have a cake shop?  whistle:

I never spotted one however if Nick needs it there is a newly finished golf course.   ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18107 on: April 09, 2012, 08:23:57 AM »
McDonalds, Abingdon



Bacon Roll... :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18108 on: April 09, 2012, 08:38:46 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on April 09, 2012, 08:23:57 AM
McDonalds, Abingdon



Bacon Roll... :thumbsup:

Ooh, can you nip across the A415 and get me some pork fillet and Wilja spuds from Millets  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18109 on: April 09, 2012, 08:40:39 AM »
Been to the gym, just me and eight others there. Not sure what the rest of the day holds yet  sadsmiley30:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18110 on: April 09, 2012, 08:41:59 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 09, 2012, 08:40:39 AM
Been to the gym, just me and eight others there. Not sure what the rest of the day holds yet  sadsmiley30:

I'm going out to get bladdered wiv me mate Ken.... come along if you like...?  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18111 on: April 09, 2012, 08:43:04 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 09, 2012, 08:38:46 AM
Quote from: Pirate on April 09, 2012, 08:23:57 AM
McDonalds, Abingdon



Bacon Roll... :thumbsup:

Ooh, can you nip across the A415 and get me some pork fillet and Wilja spuds from Millets  :thumbsup:

 noooo:...Wotton Basset next
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18112 on: April 10, 2012, 07:32:08 AM »
I have a memeber of my team who is stressed at the moment for many personal reasons.

So this morning when I arrive at work he is already in.

Now I have got an action plan in place to 'manage' his stress levels and part of this was agreed later starts. So we have a quick catch up .

He informs me that he is now suffering from some physical symptons and has self diagnosed himself as having prostatitis . He says he keeps getting shooting pains in his dick  eeek:

Then detailed info on how this is affecting his sex life which is in turn contributing to his stress levels  noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18113 on: April 10, 2012, 07:33:41 AM »
Did you rub it better?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18114 on: April 10, 2012, 07:34:40 AM »
Miss D ~ I can only assume that your HR department have quotas on loonies, misfits and disadvantaged that they must admit.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18115 on: April 10, 2012, 07:38:37 AM »
How do think Miss D got her job ::)
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18116 on: April 10, 2012, 07:43:51 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2012, 07:32:08 AM
I have a memeber of my team who is stressed at the moment for many personal reasons.

So this morning when I arrive at work he is already in.

Now I have got an action plan in place to 'manage' his stress levels and part of this was agreed later starts. So we have a quick catch up .

He informs me that he is now suffering from some physical symptons and has self diagnosed himself as having prostatitis . He says he keeps getting shooting pains in his dick 

Probably hinting that you were standing on it.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18117 on: April 10, 2012, 07:48:44 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 10, 2012, 07:34:40 AM
Miss D ~ I can only assume that your HR department have quotas on loonies, misfits and disadvantaged that they must admit.

You know what he is / was an alright guy.

However a woman has basically given him a nervous breakdown. She was stalking him , threatening him , threw acid all over his front door etc and threatening to notify his workplace that he had interferrered with her 10 year old daughter etc.

He therefore had no choice but to notify me in advance and I had to record all details , get him to report it to police . They have been brilliant in terms of supporting him even though he feels embarrassed about the situation. He is a 6ft 2 hulk of a man but she has broken him.

Temporarily I hope   noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18118 on: April 10, 2012, 09:52:40 AM »
That seems to have put a dampener on this thread.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18119 on: April 10, 2012, 10:06:08 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on April 09, 2012, 08:23:57 AM
McDonalds, Abingdon



Bacon Roll... :thumbsup:

I have to say, if I were contemplating a bacon roll, then McDonalds "Resaurant" would not be one of my options!

What do Americans know about bacon? They cut it too thin and then smother it in sweet sticky maple sauce! WTF is that all about??    noooo:
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