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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18225 on: April 14, 2012, 09:50:20 AM »
Landline not working......... cussing:........easter weekend ........ cussing:

Gubbed until Wednesday earliest then....  noooo:

Want to use mine?

I have to use the mobile all day ...........got meetings today ....... Banghead


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18226 on: April 14, 2012, 10:33:11 AM »
Landline not working......... cussing:........easter weekend ........ cussing:

Gubbed until Wednesday earliest then....  noooo:

Want to use mine?

I have to use the mobile all day ...........got meetings today ....... Banghead

Well you couldn't have taken your landline to the meetings anyway could you....?  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18227 on: April 14, 2012, 11:23:27 AM »
Landline not working......... cussing:........easter weekend ........ cussing:

Gubbed until Wednesday earliest then....  noooo:

Want to use mine?

I have to use the mobile all day ...........got meetings today ....... Banghead

Well you couldn't have taken your landline to the meetings anyway could you....?  ::)

I had to arrange them.........you mong........ noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18228 on: April 14, 2012, 12:02:19 PM »
Landline not working......... cussing:........easter weekend ........ cussing:

Gubbed until Wednesday earliest then....  noooo:

Want to use mine?

I have to use the mobile all day ...........got meetings today ....... Banghead

Well you couldn't have taken your landline to the meetings anyway could you....?  ::)

I had to arrange them.........you mong........ noooo:

Of course....  ::)

Miss T does all that for you!  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18229 on: April 14, 2012, 12:34:17 PM »
I managed to get someone arrested today  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18230 on: April 14, 2012, 12:39:39 PM »
Growler? Mrs Nick?   Jail:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18231 on: April 14, 2012, 12:43:42 PM »
I managed to get someone arrested today  angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18232 on: April 14, 2012, 12:44:30 PM »
Driving out of Nottingham on a main road I was overtaken at very high speed by some little hoodrat on a quad bike. No mirrirs, no signals, no indicators. He was all over the road and clearly not in control. Wild acceleration and hard braking. Caused a cyclist to leap onto the pavement. Turned sharp left up the road I was turning onto and more of the same. Straight across a zebra that had people on it  eeek:

Sudden sharp right (on 2 wheels) and parked in a driveway.

I flagged down a plodmobile and gave them his number.

I heard Plod #2 say, "Not him again." Then, "He's disqualified."
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I saw him a few minutes later in the back of the plod car  eveilgrin:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18233 on: April 14, 2012, 01:06:13 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18234 on: April 14, 2012, 01:09:08 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18235 on: April 14, 2012, 01:33:31 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18236 on: April 14, 2012, 01:46:16 PM »
Driving out of Nottingham on a main road I was overtaken at very high speed by some little hoodrat on a quad bike. No mirrirs, no signals, no indicators. He was all over the road and clearly not in control. Wild acceleration and hard braking. Caused a cyclist to leap onto the pavement. Turned sharp left up the road I was turning onto and more of the same. Straight across a zebra that had people on it  eeek:

Sudden sharp right (on 2 wheels) and parked in a driveway.

I flagged down a plodmobile and gave them his number.

I heard Plod #2 say, "Not him again." Then, "He's disqualified."
 eveilgrin:

I saw him a few minutes later in the back of the plod car  eveilgrin:

Wasting yer time, they'll prolly just do him for having no mirrirs  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18237 on: April 14, 2012, 01:51:10 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18239 on: April 14, 2012, 03:07:37 PM »
Sorted washing, food palace, hairdressers, cooking chicken and ham hot pot, cooked pork for sandwiches, cooked Lasagne (with help from Eldest) .... and now TV for a couple of hours.  cloud9:
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