The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[miss Tchevious]

try living with apc..,.

[Miss Demeanour]

Is he full of air locks ? 

[Barman]

Is he full of bollocks ? 

 

[miss Tchevious]

  you've met him. 

[Just One More]

the police are closing in.......

Looks nothing like Sting 

[miss Tchevious]

 

[Snoopy]

  Today I may get a haircut. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

DiBBer - diBBer - not diDDer - unless, of course, you're referring to something other than a small (usually wooden) tool for making holes to plant things in.

(though, on reflection, you could use a sausage - provided it was stiff enough!)

I refer the honourable gentleman to this thread.....

Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« on: November 21, 2010, 06:31:36 PM »
Quote
I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like! 

I just need to finalise a rule or three.... 

I don't know how many pages you will have to trawl through before JOM's didder makes an intemperance but it has now almost acquired a life of it's own.

[Barman]

DiBBer - diBBer - not diDDer - unless, of course, you're referring to something other than a small (usually wooden) tool for making holes to plant things in.

(though, on reflection, you could use a sausage - provided it was stiff enough!)

I refer the honourable gentleman to this thread.....

Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« on: November 21, 2010, 06:31:36 PM »
Quote
I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like! 

I just need to finalise a rule or three.... 

I don't know how many pages you will have to trawl through before JOM's didder makes an intemperance but it has now almost acquired a life of it's own.

Cluedo eh...? 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

DiBBer - diBBer - not diDDer - unless, of course, you're referring to something other than a small (usually wooden) tool for making holes to plant things in.

(though, on reflection, you could use a sausage - provided it was stiff enough!)

I refer the honourable gentleman to this thread.....

Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« on: November 21, 2010, 06:31:36 PM »
Quote
I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like! 

I just need to finalise a rule or three.... 

I don't know how many pages you will have to trawl through before JOM's didder makes an intemperance but it has now almost acquired a life of it's own.

Sounds like the usual BM b***ocks - intemperance? WTF?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

DiBBer - diBBer - not diDDer - unless, of course, you're referring to something other than a small (usually wooden) tool for making holes to plant things in.

(though, on reflection, you could use a sausage - provided it was stiff enough!)

I refer the honourable gentleman to this thread.....

Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« on: November 21, 2010, 06:31:36 PM »
Quote
I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like! 

I just need to finalise a rule or three.... 

I don't know how many pages you will have to trawl through before JOM's didder makes an intemperance but it has now almost acquired a life of it's own.

Sounds like the usual BM b***ocks - intemperance? WTF?

   I haven't a clue.  Which does not bode well for the rest of the day. 

[Barman]

DiBBer - diBBer - not diDDer - unless, of course, you're referring to something other than a small (usually wooden) tool for making holes to plant things in.

(though, on reflection, you could use a sausage - provided it was stiff enough!)

I refer the honourable gentleman to this thread.....

Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« on: November 21, 2010, 06:31:36 PM »
Quote
I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like! 

I just need to finalise a rule or three.... 

I don't know how many pages you will have to trawl through before JOM's didder makes an intemperance but it has now almost acquired a life of it's own.

Sounds like the usual BM b***ocks - intemperance? WTF?

   I haven't a clue.  Which does not bode well for the rest of the day.

I'm sure you meant 'appearance' Miss C - I understood exactly.... 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Oh.   

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

DiBBer - diBBer - not diDDer - unless, of course, you're referring to something other than a small (usually wooden) tool for making holes to plant things in.

(though, on reflection, you could use a sausage - provided it was stiff enough!)

I refer the honourable gentleman to this thread.....

Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« on: November 21, 2010, 06:31:36 PM »
Quote
I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like! 

I just need to finalise a rule or three.... 

I don't know how many pages you will have to trawl through before JOM's didder makes an intemperance but it has now almost acquired a life of it's own.

Sounds like the usual BM b***ocks - intemperance? WTF?

   I haven't a clue.  Which does not bode well for the rest of the day.

I'm sure you meant 'appearance' Miss C - I understood exactly.... 

Oh

That does not bode well for the rest of the day.

I am now searching for some up to date reading glasses.  Somewhere in this house there are about 10 pairs of the bloody things.  I have managed to find some old ones which means that I am doing a fine impersonation of that nice Mr Himmler.






















And you BM must be as barking if not more so than I am.

[Barman]

DiBBer - diBBer - not diDDer - unless, of course, you're referring to something other than a small (usually wooden) tool for making holes to plant things in.

(though, on reflection, you could use a sausage - provided it was stiff enough!)

I refer the honourable gentleman to this thread.....

Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« on: November 21, 2010, 06:31:36 PM »
Quote
I had a brilliant idea today for a new game to replace All New celebrity Death Bingo like! 

I just need to finalise a rule or three.... 

I don't know how many pages you will have to trawl through before JOM's didder makes an intemperance but it has now almost acquired a life of it's own.

Sounds like the usual BM b***ocks - intemperance? WTF?

   I haven't a clue.  Which does not bode well for the rest of the day.

I'm sure you meant 'appearance' Miss C - I understood exactly.... 

Oh

That does not bode well for the rest of the day.

I am now searching for some up to date reading glasses.  Somewhere in this house there are about 10 pairs of the bloody things.  I have managed to find some old ones which means that I am doing a fine impersonation of that nice Mr Himmler.






















And you BM must be as barking if not more so than I am.