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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18465 on: April 25, 2012, 11:55:09 AM »
Everything seems to be a fiasco nowadays  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18466 on: April 25, 2012, 12:02:48 PM »
And how is your blood pressure today?


I am going to the opticians shortly I am expecting some sort of fiasco there. noooo:

BP is fine thanks ~ loads of valium taken to get through dental ordeal so I am all happy and chatty.  ;D

I shall feel like shite when it wears off mid-afternoon.  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18467 on: April 25, 2012, 12:03:43 PM »
Everything seems to be a fiasco nowadays  noooo:


Quite!

We are all lost socks in the great launderette of life.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18468 on: April 25, 2012, 04:00:50 PM »
Everything seems to be a fiasco nowadays  noooo:


Quite!

We are all lost socks in the great launderette of life.

Or arseholes in the great Uranus of the universe.

I love it when we get all philosofical makes me think of Humph.

My eyes are a rather fetching shade of yellow.  The good news is that it's not due to liver faliure but dye and I now get a free pair of glasses every two years.

Of course I would have written failure if I could but see the screen. confused:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18469 on: April 25, 2012, 04:10:57 PM »
Your free glasses will, I trust, be filled with Pinot.







Oh you meant spectacles  razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18470 on: April 25, 2012, 05:13:40 PM »
For a dog that is supposed to be feeling like shite you're doing very well Snoops. lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18471 on: April 26, 2012, 06:11:41 AM »
The Brat asked me to wake her up about 20 minutes earlier than normal today.

She is now on her 5th curtain call  noooo:

I love be able to have lie ins on my day off  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18472 on: April 26, 2012, 06:18:19 AM »
How was your pork crackling and voddy though?  Forget the brat we need a full report. 8) Then and only then will we allow you to go back to sleep. ;D

Making vast quantities of wild garlic pesto, hummus and potato salad today then it's greenhouse.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18473 on: April 26, 2012, 06:23:33 AM »
Ooooh it was delicious ..

I had a 10oz rib eye steak with a shallot sauce , with french fries and watercress., spinach with mushrooms and shallots and some baby leaks  cloud9:

And the most scrumptious apple tart tatin with vanilla ice cream.

And some lovley plonk of course  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18474 on: April 26, 2012, 06:25:08 AM »
Your kitchen must smell wonderful  cloud9:

From what I've seen of Cumbria and NW yorkshire the past few days, there's plenty of wild garlic to pick; the verges and woodlands are awash with it
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18475 on: April 26, 2012, 09:25:21 AM »
Off for a power nap..............long night ahead............

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18476 on: April 26, 2012, 01:23:12 PM »
I thought I'd have one of those yesterday late afternoon ... woke up two hours later   noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18477 on: April 26, 2012, 01:24:35 PM »
Getting ready to get up at Jesus Christ o'clock to go and kick bottom in London evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18478 on: April 26, 2012, 01:25:42 PM »
Getting ready to get up at Jesus Christ o'clock to go and kick bottom in London evil:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18479 on: April 26, 2012, 01:39:07 PM »
Getting ready to get up at Jesus Christ o'clock to go and kick bottom in London evil:

How very Shakespearean and ironic.

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