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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18585 on: May 02, 2012, 09:11:16 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18586 on: May 02, 2012, 09:13:44 AM »
Booked two single tickets. One from Nottingham to London, the other to come back.

The outbound journey takes me halfway to Suffolk or somewhere and involves 4 changes  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18587 on: May 02, 2012, 09:29:41 AM »
Booked two single tickets. One from Nottingham to London, the other to come back.

The outbound journey takes me halfway to Suffolk or somewhere and involves 4 changes  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18588 on: May 02, 2012, 09:51:07 AM »
Booked two single tickets. One from Nottingham to London, the other to come back.

The outbound journey takes me halfway to Suffolk or somewhere and involves 4 changes  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

    Before the Roman came to Rye or out to Severn strode,
    The rolling English drunkard made the rolling English road.
    A reeling road, a rolling road, that rambles round the shire,
    And after him the parson ran, the sexton and the squire;
    A merry road, a mazy road, and such as we did tread
    The night we went to Birmingham by way of Beachy Head.

    I knew no harm of Bonaparte and plenty of the Squire,
    And for to fight the Frenchman I did not much desire;
    But I did bash their baggonets because they came arrayed
    To straighten out the crooked road an English drunkard made,
    Where you and I went down the lane with ale-mugs in our hands,
    The night we went to Glastonbury by way of Goodwin Sands.

    His sins they were forgiven him; or why do flowers run
    Behind him; and the hedges all strengthening in the sun?
    The wild thing went from left to right and knew not which was which,
    But the wild rose was above him when they found him in the ditch.
    God pardon us, nor harden us; we did not see so clear
    The night we went to Bannockburn by way of Brighton Pier.

    My friends, we will not go again or ape an ancient rage,
    Or stretch the folly of our youth to be the shame of age,
    But walk with clearer eyes and ears this path that wandereth,
    And see undrugged in evening light the decent inn of death;
    For there is good news yet to hear and fine things to be seen,
    Before we go to Paradise by way of Kensal Green. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18589 on: May 02, 2012, 09:52:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18590 on: May 02, 2012, 09:56:41 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18591 on: May 02, 2012, 09:57:53 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18592 on: May 02, 2012, 09:58:54 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18593 on: May 02, 2012, 11:34:23 AM »
I've buggered up my train booking cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

When I first read that I was half expectibg to read you had booked 100 singles to Skegness or suchlike  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18594 on: May 02, 2012, 11:36:26 AM »
nd now I find I have to go to Dublin for the day on Monday. WTF is going on?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18595 on: May 02, 2012, 11:41:19 AM »
Dublin?

Nick + Guinness.......  Should we start the disaster thread now?   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18596 on: May 02, 2012, 12:54:40 PM »
nd now I find I have to go to Dublin for the day on Monday. WTF is going on?  rubschin:

Presumably the bottom of some barrel of contractors has been reached?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18597 on: May 02, 2012, 12:55:38 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18598 on: May 02, 2012, 01:45:11 PM »
nd now I find I have to go to Dublin for the day on Monday. WTF is going on?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18599 on: May 02, 2012, 01:47:54 PM »
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