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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18630 on: May 03, 2012, 05:24:47 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2012, 10:16:59 PM
Got nicked for drink driving ,,,,,,,,,,,, evil:was not going out but did a favour for a friend ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18631 on: May 03, 2012, 05:49:02 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2012, 10:16:59 PM
Got nicked for drink driving ,,,,,,,,,,,, evil:was not going out but did a favour for a friend ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

You'll save a fortune in puncture repairs. This time next year you'll be a millionaire  :thumbsup:

Miss T will have to help, calls for a new outfit like


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18632 on: May 03, 2012, 05:51:25 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 03, 2012, 05:49:02 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2012, 10:16:59 PM
Got nicked for drink driving ,,,,,,,,,,,, evil:was not going out but did a favour for a friend ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

You'll save a fortune in puncture repairs. This time next year you'll be a millionaire  :thumbsup:

Miss T will have to help, calls for a new outfit like



Or take a taxi like...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18633 on: May 03, 2012, 05:59:56 AM »
Bet she charges for extras
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18634 on: May 03, 2012, 06:01:55 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 03, 2012, 05:59:56 AM
Bet she charges for extras

Like driving?  lol:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18635 on: May 03, 2012, 06:36:23 AM »
Behave you two it's too early for smut. nonono:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18636 on: May 03, 2012, 06:46:09 AM »
but.... but.... but.... it's May
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18637 on: May 03, 2012, 07:38:54 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 03, 2012, 06:46:09 AM
but.... but.... but.... it's May

        noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18638 on: May 03, 2012, 08:00:52 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 03, 2012, 06:36:23 AM
Behave you two it's too early for smut. nonono:

Oh noes... it is never too early for smut....  eyes:


...when you get to our age like....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18639 on: May 03, 2012, 08:03:22 AM »
3 hours done ...14 to go  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18640 on: May 03, 2012, 08:04:35 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18641 on: May 03, 2012, 08:21:58 AM »
As they say in Northern Ireland, "Vote early, and vote often"  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18642 on: May 03, 2012, 08:23:32 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 03, 2012, 08:21:58 AM
As they say in Northern Ireland, "Vote early, and vote often"  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18643 on: May 03, 2012, 08:39:34 AM »
He / she has now changed his/her shoes. S/he was wearing trainers but apparently is training herself on heels ...so is clacking around the hall like a castanet on speed !
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18644 on: May 03, 2012, 11:23:28 AM »
Off to the cop shop to collect the car ........ evil:...............had a few beers to relax like ............
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