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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18645 on: May 03, 2012, 11:25:09 AM »
Do you get banned?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18646 on: May 03, 2012, 11:27:46 AM »
Do you get banned?


They cannot ban anyone on a uk papers ...........yet........ whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18647 on: May 03, 2012, 11:29:09 AM »
Off to get Baldys parking space...........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18648 on: May 03, 2012, 11:52:18 AM »
Off to the cop shop to collect the car ........ evil:...............had a few beers to relax like ............

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18649 on: May 03, 2012, 12:47:58 PM »
He / she the wonder horse won't let anyone out for a break  evil:

Is now moaning about his back problems as he is getting used to heels. Showing pics of shis bedroom shis has painted putrid pink.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18650 on: May 03, 2012, 01:02:57 PM »
Tell her to feck off...you're having a break...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18651 on: May 03, 2012, 01:10:48 PM »
Not until i get paid  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18652 on: May 03, 2012, 01:12:11 PM »
Cash in hand eh... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18653 on: May 03, 2012, 01:13:21 PM »
Cheque in hand ....a couple of hundred quid  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18654 on: May 03, 2012, 01:19:58 PM »
A call floods in. Malta in July  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18655 on: May 03, 2012, 01:22:45 PM »
A call floods in. Malta in July  :thumbsup:

That'll be warmish - look out your best shorts/sandals/shades and buy a pith helmet!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18656 on: May 03, 2012, 04:29:08 PM »
More bored than the most boredity, boringest, boredova thing ever !
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18657 on: May 03, 2012, 04:29:57 PM »
More bored than the most boredity, boringest, boredova thing ever !

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18658 on: May 03, 2012, 04:38:20 PM »
Not until i get paid  noooo:

I read that really quickly and thought it said  "Not until I get an iPad"   lol:   I see the MPs are getting free iPads at our expense  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18659 on: May 03, 2012, 04:50:09 PM »
More bored than the most boredity, boringest, boredova thing ever !

Fancy a swap? This job is sending my pissed off level to borderline psychotic so boredom sounds good right now.   Banghead
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