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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18705 on: May 04, 2012, 11:12:00 AM »
I'm back!

That was a waste of fecking half a fecking day!  Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18706 on: May 04, 2012, 06:20:02 PM »
Not often you have a meeting in a darkened Bob Dylan shrine complete with musical accompaniment   whacky115
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18707 on: May 04, 2012, 06:46:46 PM »
Please tell me you didn't reply to questions with "The answer my friend is blowing in the wind".  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18708 on: May 04, 2012, 06:56:30 PM »
Tempting. The chap was clearly nuts  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18709 on: May 04, 2012, 07:05:49 PM »
Tempting. The chap was clearly nuts  noooo:

Was he on topic......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18710 on: May 04, 2012, 08:19:05 PM »
Just seen an advert for Tesco ...they are advertising foods for a nice Bank Holiday BBQ  noooo:

This will not help their current poor ratings  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18711 on: May 04, 2012, 08:30:17 PM »
WALKING to the shop...... evil:.......then have a drink or two ..........Miss T won't let me out to play ...... evil:  she thinks I will get a mircophone and rant...........and have got freebie invites tonight ....... sad24:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18712 on: May 04, 2012, 08:32:01 PM »
I've been washing my car.  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18713 on: May 04, 2012, 08:32:57 PM »
I've been washing my car.  cloud9:

With a hosepipe ............ eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18714 on: May 04, 2012, 08:35:24 PM »
Yes  ;D   There is no hosepipe ban in my world.   I also used a bucket and a sponge.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18715 on: May 04, 2012, 08:36:35 PM »
I've been washing my car.  cloud9:

and was the car then put in the garage?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18716 on: May 04, 2012, 08:37:24 PM »
No that is where I keep the bikes.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18717 on: May 04, 2012, 08:38:42 PM »
Yes  ;D   There is no hosepipe ban in my world.   I also used a bucket and a sponge.   cloud9:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18718 on: May 04, 2012, 08:53:24 PM »
I have been on a call-out Oxford-way
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18719 on: May 04, 2012, 08:54:04 PM »
You didn't miss much.  noooo:
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