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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18750 on: May 06, 2012, 06:53:22 PM »
Got nicked for drink driving ,,,,,,,,,,,, evil:was not going out but did a favour for a friend ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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got nicked again ...........car was only out the station ........8 hours going to get it now ........ noooo:......not d/d this time ......


What a fecking waste of time and money ..........got a taxi there ..walked in ,," Mr APC Hello,(that's how often i have been in this week) come to collect your car " yes please       "oh looks like the person doing the paperwork has gone home .. rubschin:"    no prob got a spare key......."oh no they have all the paperwork locked away, see you tomorrow"


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18751 on: May 06, 2012, 07:22:14 PM »
Sunburn:


Don't forget Slap & Slop


Slap on a hat and slop on the sun cream  whistle:

He needs reminding bless him, he is used to flip flop at least until the pills kick in. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18752 on: May 06, 2012, 10:07:51 PM »
Got nicked for drink driving ,,,,,,,,,,,, evil:was not going out but did a favour for a friend ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Scottish Breathaliser Test - Very Funny

got nicked again ...........car was only out the station ........8 hours going to get it now ........ noooo:......not d/d this time ......


What a fecking waste of time and money ..........got a taxi there ..walked in ,," Mr APC Hello,(that's how often i have been in this week) come to collect your car " yes please       "oh looks like the person doing the paperwork has gone home .. rubschin:"    no prob got a spare key......."oh no they have all the paperwork locked away, see you tomorrow"


Taxi home........ Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18753 on: May 07, 2012, 07:02:33 AM »
The moral of this week's story is that APC should not venture into the outside world  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18754 on: May 07, 2012, 09:54:03 AM »
The moral of this week's story is that APC should not venture into the outside world  noooo:

Apc should not be allowed out ............went to police .......you need different papers........leave your passport and go and get them .....but I need my passport to get the new papers...........etc etc .........4 offices later back home with car........60 euros out of pocket and no nearer sorting out the problem.......... cussing:

And as you know got up early got to police station ........come back in the afternoon ,,,...you can guess my reaction ....... cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18755 on: May 07, 2012, 11:02:57 AM »
Would it not be easier not to drink and drive?  whistle:


The only reason the police are pissing you about is that is their way of getting round the fact that they cannot take your licence off you. In their shoes I'd do the same thing. Why should they not? After all you have broken the law and should you have been holding a Cypriot licence you'd be off the road for some considerable time. As far as they are concerned you are taking the piss.

Best change your car pronto 'cos they'll be stopping you every chance they get from now on.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18756 on: May 07, 2012, 11:34:29 AM »
Do you want to borrow my Oyster card ?  lol:

Having one of them there restful days  cloud9:

Catching up on recorded programs ...So Homeland then  rubschin:  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18757 on: May 07, 2012, 11:46:12 AM »
Skegness can wait.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18758 on: May 07, 2012, 11:57:19 AM »
Dublin tomorrow  cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18759 on: May 07, 2012, 11:59:42 AM »
I'll ring you at three then. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18760 on: May 07, 2012, 12:03:10 PM »
Would it not be easier not to drink and drive?  whistle:


The only reason the police are pissing you about is that is their way of getting round the fact that they cannot take your licence off you. In their shoes I'd do the same thing. Why should they not? After all you have broken the law and should you have been holding a Cypriot licence you'd be off the road for some considerable time. As far as they are concerned you are taking the piss.

Best change your car pronto 'cos they'll be stopping you every chance they get from now on.

This was not D/D........and all the problems are due to crap staff.............BM had similar problems last week..........



And yes I will be changing the car.........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18761 on: May 07, 2012, 01:13:27 PM »
Skegness can wait.

Heating on. CHeese on toast. Bridge on the River Kwai on the tellybox  cloud9:

Missed the first 15 mins  but catching up now.  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18762 on: May 07, 2012, 03:52:32 PM »
Away for two days and so much catching up to do  whistle:   I mean iPlayer, not here of course  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18763 on: May 07, 2012, 03:56:47 PM »
poka poka?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18764 on: May 07, 2012, 04:00:37 PM »
Nah, family birthdays... mucho collapso, glad handing, hugs 'n' air kissing ... JOM kept the roads clear tho'   :thumbsup:
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