The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

If you're referring to that mythical entity that thinks we should all bow and scrape to it, then yes. But I didn't see him!

[Uncle Mort]

You've not missed much       

god has been back then...? 

Surely he's always here? (and everywhere else)

[Barman]

You've not missed much       

god has been back then...? 

Surely he's always here? (and everywhere else)

He's certainly all over faceache like a rash.... 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Been to Smethwick then the Bull Ring to replace the ipod.... £119 exchanged version.....  however, does my computer recognise the new one.... does it Bleep!.   

[Barman]

Been to Smethwick then the Bull Ring to replace the ipod.... £119 exchanged version.....  however, does my computer recognise the new one.... does it Bleep!. 

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I am back - having been to Larnaca airport.... 

You've not missed much       

Come to think of it he wasn't missed much either. 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Mr C likes to have BBC Breakfast TV on.  It is I believe supposed to be a news programme.  The wimmin on the programme wear party frocks. Why?

The weather forecaster is doing an interview with a scout master about bob a job week.

Sport IMO is not news. 

Time to visit the greenhouse for a shower I think.

   stands back in amazement!   

Greenhouses, as I recall, are normally, a bit on the transparent side. Are you sure that's the best place to shower? Or is there something you're not telling us?

Fear not my little clanker of chains the greenhouse is lined with double sided bubble wrap and full of tomatoes and other things.  I do not shock the neighbours or the early morning dog walkers.

Interestingly, that same photo just surfaced (in a similar context) turned up on faceache posted by a fella!

Is there sm ething we need to know?

[The Moan Ranger]

Home now, work finished until 3am Friday 

The journey home was uneventful right up to the moment a fox decided to head-butt 1.75 tonnes of Lexus. In my mirror I saw it get up and run off 

[Barman]

I am back - having been to Larnaca airport.... 

You've not missed much       

Come to think of it he wasn't missed much either. 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Home now, work finished until 3am Friday 

The journey home was uneventful right up to the moment a fox decided to head-butt 1.75 tonnes of Lexus. In my mirror I saw it get up and run off 

 

Bet it didn't shriek out loud then.....oh noes ! They only do that when all is calm and peaceful and they can wake up the maximum number of people by being a banshee 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Home now, work finished until 3am Friday 

The journey home was uneventful right up to the moment a fox decided to head-butt 1.75 tonnes of Lexus. In my mirror I saw it get up and run off 

 

Bet it didn't shriek out loud then.....oh noes ! They only do that when all is calm and peaceful and they can wake up the maximum number of people by being a banshee 

Interestingly, that same photo just surfaced (in a similar context) turned up on faceache posted by a fella!

Is there sm ething we need to know?

No, it was posted by Mr C. We are both clean and sparkling, I will do something with you later which may explain much.

Miss D that's what you get for living in a city out here in the sticks the nights are peaceful and quiet.

[Darwins Selection]

I must remember my phone has a camera. 

I popped down to the post office to pick up a parcel earlier and on the way, followed a skip lorry.

Not unusual in itself, but this one was bright green, I mean Exorcist projectile-vomit green.

The driver was a large dark chap with full Rasta hairdo and hat.

Stencilled in huge letters on the back of the skip was:

LEVEL LOUD ONLY
   NO BURNINS

Our wonderful, multicultural society. 

[Barman]

I must remember my phone has a camera. 

I popped down to the post office to pick up a parcel earlier and on the way, followed a skip lorry.

Not unusual in itself, but this one was bright green, I mean Exorcist projectile-vomit green.

The driver was a large dark chap with full Rasta hairdo and hat.

Stencilled in huge letters on the back of the skip was:

LEVEL LOUD ONLY
   NO BURNINS

Our wonderful, multicultural society. 

 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Home now, work finished until 3am Friday 

The journey home was uneventful right up to the moment a fox decided to head-butt 1.75 tonnes of Lexus. In my mirror I saw it get up and run off 

 

Bet it didn't shriek out loud then.....oh noes ! They only do that when all is calm and peaceful and they can wake up the maximum number of people by being a banshee 

Normally, when they shriek out loud at night, it's 'cos they're having a fit . . .



. . . A tight fit!    Boom, Boom.       

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

I must remember my phone has a camera. 

I popped down to the post office to pick up a parcel earlier and on the way, followed a skip lorry.

Not unusual in itself, but this one was bright green, I mean Exorcist projectile-vomit green.

The driver was a large dark chap with full Rasta hairdo and hat.

Stencilled in huge letters on the back of the skip was:

LEVEL LOUD ONLY
   NO BURNINS

Our wonderful, multicultural society. 

Darwin, may I respectfully suggest a trip to SpecSavers or VisionExpress?

That sign usually reads:

LEVEL LOAD ONLY
    NO BURNING

Please remember that driving with uncorrected eyesight is an offence as I'm sure Pirate (as either himself or one of his alter-egos) will verify!