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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18945 on: May 16, 2012, 06:14:33 AM »
Almost getting shot by one arse in uniform once was enough for me but thanks for the suggestion.  whistle:

Good luck with the hunting.  You seem to have had a tough couple of years. happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18946 on: May 16, 2012, 06:21:10 AM »
Divisional meeting today.... could be job hunting later.  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18947 on: May 16, 2012, 06:24:41 AM »
Here's hoping it's not called divisional for a reason  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18948 on: May 16, 2012, 06:25:14 AM »
Here's hoping it's not called divisional for a reason  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18949 on: May 16, 2012, 07:28:46 AM »
Today I shall be mainly feeling p*ssed off. Dunno why ~ just woke up feeling that way.  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18950 on: May 16, 2012, 07:44:11 AM »
At home getting ready to travel to Shropshire later today (Mother in-law's funeral tomorrow). A nice day for using the B roads through the Cotswolds me thinks
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18951 on: May 16, 2012, 09:44:29 AM »
 happy100

I hope that things go as well as they ever can at a funeral JOM.

As you say a lovely drive I hope that Mrs JOM finds some solace in the beauty of the scenery. I used to live in Shropshire it is a lovely county.  As my parents lived just outside of Lymington have done the sort of drive that you will be doing on many occasions.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18952 on: May 16, 2012, 09:58:32 AM »
Almost getting shot by one arse in uniform once was enough for me but thanks for the suggestion.  whistle:

Good luck with the hunting.  You seem to have had a tough couple of years. happy100

Wasn't hunting Miss C. Some advice for the guys, if you end up stuck at an eastern european border crossing overnight and the toilets are overflowing dont decide to just go behind a bush morons with assault rifles tend to think you are up to something dodgy.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18953 on: May 16, 2012, 10:59:40 AM »
Ahh I understand I don't really but anyway, moving swiftly on, my glasses are covered in chutney.  noooo:  Come to think of it most of the kitchen is covered in chutney. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18954 on: May 16, 2012, 04:34:49 PM »
my glasses are covered in chutney.

I think those words appear in the Serbo Croat phrase book under Evening Entertainment   eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18955 on: May 16, 2012, 04:52:19 PM »
Buy chutney shares  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18956 on: May 16, 2012, 05:16:42 PM »
Still got a job.   angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18957 on: May 16, 2012, 05:24:38 PM »
 :thumbsup:  For now  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18958 on: May 16, 2012, 06:06:54 PM »
Still got a job.   angel1

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18959 on: May 16, 2012, 06:08:26 PM »
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