The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

Pished 

[Pastis]

Why, when in the car, you're approaching an idler strolling across the road and you beep to alert him, does it merit a loud and nasty "F**K OFF!"

   

[Nick]

Next time just run him over 

[Barman]

Next time just run him over 

+1 

[Pastis]

Oh, the thought crossed my mind but then I was thinking about the consequences of actions and thought better of it... unlike the f!ck!n* tw@t crossing the road! 

[Nick]

Did you tootle your horn, blast it of just bib it? 

There should be different settings, like.

There could be munny in this 

[Pastis]

Of your options I just bibbed it, about 20' away and his back was toward me which was why I alerted the fecker  him. 

[Nick]

Well bibbing is no cause for that

Not even a tootle

[Pastis]

Agreed.  A prolonged honk might have merited it but a bib or a tootle, no   

So, where's the munny?  3 stage horns?   

[Nick]

I have started an poll

[Barman]

Of your options I just bibbed it, about 20' away and his back was toward me which was why I alerted the fecker  him. 

Bibbing showed weakness.... 

Honking was the right thing to do - alerting him while displaying your strength and lack of fear.... 

[Nick]

Ooooooh BM is so forceful



























































 

[Barman]

 

[Pastis]

Of your options I just bibbed it, about 20' away and his back was toward me which was why I alerted the fecker  him. 

Bibbing showed weakness.... 

Honking was the right thing to do - alerting him while displaying your strength and lack of fear.... 

Well 'ard then, eh?   

[Barman]

Of your options I just bibbed it, about 20' away and his back was toward me which was why I alerted the fecker  him. 

Bibbing showed weakness.... 

Honking was the right thing to do - alerting him while displaying your strength and lack of fear.... 

Well 'ard then, eh?   

Toot-toot!