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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19185 on: May 25, 2012, 02:56:01 PM »
Bastard bird was giving his all this morning at 4am... evil:

It was barely first light...

Welcome to my world ............soon as it is light........... evil: then they all set each other off .........

Ginger cat got one last night... had to take it to Paphiakos this morning and have it put down...  sad24:

The sparrow unfortunately, not the ginger cat....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19186 on: May 25, 2012, 03:00:33 PM »
You could have made it into a mahoosive pie, for TMR like
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19187 on: May 25, 2012, 03:34:56 PM »
Bastard bird was giving his all this morning at 4am... evil:

It was barely first light...

Welcome to my world ............soon as it is light........... evil: then they all set each other off .........

Ginger cat got one last night... had to take it to Paphiakos this morning and have it put down...  sad24:

The sparrow unfortunately, not the ginger cat....  noooo:


Would it not have been cheaper and for that matter kinder to have broken its neck immediately?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19188 on: May 25, 2012, 03:43:44 PM »
That's it. All work done and delivered.  angel1

All set for a relaxing weekend ... bar packing in readiness for the land of the camels & sand on Monday  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19189 on: May 25, 2012, 04:47:28 PM »
You're taking your own bar  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19190 on: May 25, 2012, 05:23:46 PM »
Bastard bird was giving his all this morning at 4am... evil:

It was barely first light...

Welcome to my world ............soon as it is light........... evil: then they all set each other off .........

Ginger cat got one last night... had to take it to Paphiakos this morning and have it put down...  sad24:

The sparrow unfortunately, not the ginger cat....  noooo:


Would it not have been cheaper and for that matter kinder to have broken its neck immediately?
Ya Big Wuss!

I couldn't do it....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19191 on: May 25, 2012, 05:25:37 PM »
You're taking your own bar  eeek:

That's not a bad idea   rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19192 on: May 26, 2012, 06:14:36 AM »
Weird wedding today, not mine thankfully. ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19193 on: May 26, 2012, 07:38:25 AM »
Bike.   angel1
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19194 on: May 26, 2012, 07:45:15 AM »
How very dare you Tipsy, I'll have you know that I  am in a monogamous relationship. angel1

What is a humanist wedding?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19195 on: May 26, 2012, 09:35:24 AM »
How very dare you Tipsy, I'll have you know that I  am in a monogamous relationship. angel1

What is a humanist wedding?

Only one partner is homo sapiens ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19196 on: May 26, 2012, 09:38:40 AM »
I thought that was animal husbandry rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19197 on: May 26, 2012, 09:40:46 AM »
I thought that was animal husbandry rubschin:

That is the Mormon version.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19198 on: May 26, 2012, 02:53:34 PM »
How very dare you Tipsy, I'll have you know that I  am in a monogamous relationship. angel1

What is a humanist wedding?


 redface:  Apologies Miss C. 

It'll be one with people.   ;D



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19199 on: May 26, 2012, 02:56:26 PM »
Has anyone else noticed that teeny weeny shorts seem to be fashionable for gerls this summer?  Snoopysick:
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