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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19320 on: June 02, 2012, 05:49:20 PM »
He's already got that  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19321 on: June 02, 2012, 07:48:54 PM »
Tell him it doesn't work  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19322 on: June 03, 2012, 05:31:42 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 02, 2012, 05:31:28 PM
So, I ask The Boy what he wants for his birthday.  He suggests this:

http://www.cheapbbguns.co.uk/p47a-russian-forces-skelaton-stock-airsoftbb-rifle-p-986.html
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Looks like great fun!  eveilgrin:

On a serious note....

I presume there is a law in the UK now that demands  that all imitation or toy weapons are painted bright orange????

And I presume this is to prevent armed response units opening fire on school children playing cowboys 'n' injuns in their garden????

Can I be reassured that there is another law which prevents terrorists from buying orange paint?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19323 on: June 03, 2012, 06:18:22 AM »
Terrorists know that orange is just soooo last year dahling. noooo:

I am so glad that my children were born early enough for me and them to miss out on all that. If they indulge now it's not my problem. noooo:

Today will be spent packing more sweets and getting ready for tomorrow which is the day that we are having a large street market with events.  I hope that I am wrong but I think that it is going to be dreadful. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19324 on: June 03, 2012, 08:42:15 AM »
Off to Cheshire to see The Boy
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19325 on: June 03, 2012, 09:05:49 AM »
Enjoy the day Nick
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19326 on: June 03, 2012, 10:34:32 AM »
We have 'guests' all weekend.

Pals of Mrs DS (#3).

Not a 3-digit IQ among them  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19327 on: June 03, 2012, 10:46:44 AM »
Off out ............to the pub  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19328 on: June 03, 2012, 01:51:42 PM »
Wish I was there, apc!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19329 on: June 03, 2012, 03:40:39 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19330 on: June 03, 2012, 03:57:28 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2012, 10:34:32 AM
We have 'guests' all weekend.

Pals of Mrs DS (#3).

Not a 3-digit IQ among them  Banghead

 happy100  Oh dear DS, still you can sneak in here from time to time for some intelligent conversation, wit and repertoire
beyond compare.















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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19331 on: June 03, 2012, 04:19:40 PM »
Arrived in the Jura region, cycling for the week.  Tent yesterday, hotel today.  And its Mothers day today so lunch was 6 courses including Noix St Jacques.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19332 on: June 03, 2012, 04:24:54 PM »
Jack's Nuts eh?   rubschin:

I'm sooo glad I didn't cycle up to the river ... would have got soaked / kettled / crushed / etc   8)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19333 on: June 03, 2012, 04:32:49 PM »
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Wise man that heeds wummans werds of wisdom  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19334 on: June 03, 2012, 04:42:16 PM »
Twas a bit of a no-brainer looking at the weather and the bridge closures. Half  Most of the bridges were pre-booked attendance only  eeek: whacky115

Of course, your advice was invaluable   ;)
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