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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19335 on: June 03, 2012, 04:46:19 PM »
Our work offered us some 'free' places in enclosures by the bridges. Standing room only of course and you and your guests ( max 2 tickets for guests ) would have to have full CRB checks prior to tickets being provided  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19336 on: June 03, 2012, 04:49:48 PM »
Why? In case you started 'kiddy fiddling' while waiting for her maj and entourage to arrive?
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« Reply #19337 on: June 03, 2012, 04:52:31 PM »
In case your credentials at Sniper School showed up I guess  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19338 on: June 03, 2012, 04:54:00 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 03, 2012, 04:52:31 PM
In case your credentials at Sniper School showed up I guess  noooo:

Question 1: If you own a gun - is it orange?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19339 on: June 03, 2012, 04:55:54 PM »
Is yours?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19340 on: June 03, 2012, 05:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 03, 2012, 04:19:40 PM
Arrived in the Jura region, cycling for the week.  Tent yesterday, hotel today.  And its Mothers day today so lunch was 6 courses including Noix St Jacques.   cloud9:

Six courses  eeek:  Give those lycra shorts a miss for a while  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19341 on: June 03, 2012, 05:20:21 PM »
Just got back. Frightful weather on the roads  noooo:

God, The Boy can eat for England  eeek:

We discussed guns  scared2:  and his moustache  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19342 on: June 03, 2012, 05:21:12 PM »
Cost a bit did it?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19343 on: June 03, 2012, 05:22:59 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19344 on: June 03, 2012, 05:25:14 PM »
Went to his fave restaurant. The waitress had fantastic knockers  :thumbsup:


We also discussed the Dam Busters and the perennial PC Nigger problem quite loudly. Which is when the owner came over  redface:

That's him top right  redface:

http://www.marshcat.com/

ANyhoo got the Boy a job there if he wants it  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19345 on: June 03, 2012, 05:26:45 PM »
What? The one with a 25% reduction advert all over his face?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19346 on: June 03, 2012, 05:30:29 PM »
Not on my screen. Phil. Nice chap  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19347 on: June 03, 2012, 05:31:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 03, 2012, 05:25:14 PM
Went to his fave restaurant. The waitress had fantastic knockers  :thumbsup:


We also discussed the Dam Busters and the perennial PC Nigger problem quite loudly. Which is when the owner came over  redface:

That's him top right  redface:

http://www.marshcat.com/

ANyhoo got the Boy a job there if he wants it  :thumbsup:

 lol:  lol:  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19348 on: June 03, 2012, 05:33:22 PM »
The Boy was trying to make himself invisible  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19349 on: June 03, 2012, 05:43:07 PM »
It is a given right that parents should embarrass their children as often as is possible. It is ''character building' for them.

Good to hear that you had a good time.
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