The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Uncle Mort]

Unless Pirate nicked one off your washing line.

[Miss Demeanour]

Doubt it ...he doesn't like clean stuff 

[Darwins Selection]

Unless Pirate nicked one off your washing line.

She would have to pop out and get another one.

[Nick]

Mr Thread?

[Miss Demeanour]

Just watching the BBC news.

They have just previously had a piece on about how viewers had felt they had dumbed down the Jubilee footage etc and then went to the breaking news story about this caravan park in Wales that has been flooded.

Speaking on phone to a local resident presenter asks " So, can you give us an idea of location of the Riverside Caravan Park, is it or was it close to the river ? "

 

[Barman]

 

[Uncle Mort]

They're also making sound like a major disaster 

[Snoopy]

"Slow News Day" I imagine 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Today I will mostly be washing my jugs.  It's a big job I can tell you.  Drying them takes a long time.

[Just One More]

They're also making sound like a major disaster 

Ah, but we have the royal link now (allegedly), a Sea King helicopter is assisting in the "rescue mission", so the speculation is that Prince William may be involved. They are making this into the story that grows and grows

Huw Edwards must be wetting himself 

[Nick]

Off for lunch with the lads 

[Just One More]

Off to Twickenham, 14th v 13th, playing for the wooden spoon    The only way is up 

[Nick]

My mate Chris is recovering from treatment for a brain tumour and his pituitary gland has packed up. He has been given a testosterone implant    He says it is like a second puberty (he is 58). Mrs Chris has fitted a lock to the bedroom door and makes him sleep in the spare room.

[Snoopy]

My mate Chris is recovering from treatment for a brain tumour and his pituitary gland has packed up. He has been given a testosterone implant    He says it is like a second puberty (he is 58). Mrs Chris has fitted a lock to the bedroom door and makes him sleep in the spare room.

   Really? .... Wonder if, whilst they are busy inside me over the next couple of months like, they could be persuaded to slip me a testosterone implant .... as a bonus. 

[Nick]

Or as a bonio