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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19425 on: June 09, 2012, 04:42:39 PM »
tempting..........do you give back rubs?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19426 on: June 09, 2012, 04:44:51 PM »
Yup, and front ones too  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19427 on: June 09, 2012, 04:48:15 PM »
that sounds better than the summer pudding.  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19428 on: June 09, 2012, 04:49:20 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19429 on: June 09, 2012, 04:50:30 PM »
not a cheap date............ noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19430 on: June 09, 2012, 04:53:02 PM »
I have a swear box  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19431 on: June 09, 2012, 04:54:38 PM »
I have a swear box  :thumbsup:

Bring it when I do stand up ............(no smutty puns).........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19432 on: June 09, 2012, 04:57:27 PM »
Out and about...

Why is it that some blokes have to hold their elbow out at right angles while they're on the phone walking down the street?   rubschin:     noooo:

I was walking towards said chap and moved to the inside of the pavement to pass him. He, obligingly, moved slightly to his right ... his 'flying' elbow collided with a street lamp and the phone parted company with his hand ...  ;D

A lesson there methinks   ;)    happy001
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19433 on: June 09, 2012, 06:22:59 PM »
that sounds better than the summer pudding.  ;)

He is an ginger like....  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19434 on: June 09, 2012, 06:23:47 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19435 on: June 09, 2012, 06:25:55 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19436 on: June 09, 2012, 07:44:33 PM »
that sounds better than the summer pudding.  ;)

He is an ginger like....  ::)


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19437 on: June 09, 2012, 07:47:01 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19438 on: June 10, 2012, 07:40:33 AM »
Garden and chill out day.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19439 on: June 10, 2012, 07:43:58 AM »
Packing and cleaning ...everything  :thumbsup:
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