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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19440 on: June 10, 2012, 08:11:29 AM »
I do that too. Well, maybe not everything but most things.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19441 on: June 10, 2012, 11:48:49 AM »
Been gardening. Neighbour let me play with his flamethrower  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19442 on: June 10, 2012, 12:01:57 PM »
Spent the morning ~ since 7.45 ~ sorting out a faulty fire alarm system. 14 Break-glass alarm triggers checked, smoke detectors checked .... and the problem was a fvcking spider + web in the last smoke detector checked.  Banghead
Then a reset of the system.  Recheck all system by walking round inserting special key to check all break-glass triggers are working. Then answering damn fool questions from neighbours for a further half hour.  Why did it go off on a Sunday Morning? Why did it take you 10 minutes to get here and mute the siren? Why did it wake me up? etc etc What is their problem? It fvcking worked didn't it? cussing:
Question: Why do I get lumbered?
Answer: 'Cos I is the only one who knows what to do and it is cheaper than calling the company who we allegedly have a contract with.  evil:

Next fire test I do will be at 1am  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19443 on: June 10, 2012, 12:09:36 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 10, 2012, 12:01:57 PM
Spent the morning ~ since 7.45 ~ sorting out a faulty fire alarm system. 14 Break-glass alarm triggers checked, smoke detectors checked .... and the problem was a fvcking spider in the last smoke detector

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19444 on: June 10, 2012, 12:11:12 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2012, 12:09:36 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 10, 2012, 12:01:57 PM
Spent the morning ~ since 7.45 ~ sorting out a faulty fire alarm system. 14 Break-glass alarm triggers checked, smoke detectors checked .... and the problem was a fvcking spider in the last smoke detector



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19445 on: June 10, 2012, 12:14:28 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19446 on: June 10, 2012, 02:56:33 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 10, 2012, 12:14:28 PM
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I sympathise...

Every time our alarm went off at Lower Earley it was a bastard spider...  noooo:

I eventually got bored of driving from Maidenhead to Earley in the early hours (see what I did there?) and delegated it to a private key holding firm...
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19447 on: June 10, 2012, 04:02:00 PM »
I have been making spinach pesto a Mediterranean based tomato sauce and a plain tomato sauce. Spinach reduced to .19 pence but the daft bint on the till didn't charge us for them, tomatoes reduced to .50pence in the Co-Op last night.  I think I need a bigger freezer.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19448 on: June 10, 2012, 06:10:27 PM »
I could send you the youngest to help out.  He has been eating everything the eldest cooked all week. .... he has never done that for us!  ::)  Any combination of cheese, pasta and tomato sauce will do. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19449 on: June 11, 2012, 09:51:23 AM »
That's children for you I'm afraid. happy100

Today I will mostly be battling with the Co-op. I want them to open an closed store for a charity event and making mustard.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19450 on: June 11, 2012, 10:42:34 AM »
Nearly at Gatwick. A more miserable day to escape from would not be possible  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19451 on: June 11, 2012, 10:44:08 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 11, 2012, 10:42:34 AM
Nearly at Gatwick. A more miserable day to escape from would not be possible  :thumbsup:

Yay! Have a great time!  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19452 on: June 11, 2012, 10:51:18 AM »
I'll try  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19453 on: June 11, 2012, 10:51:48 AM »
Enjoy........... :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19454 on: June 11, 2012, 11:04:54 AM »
What can possibly go wrong?
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