I know, if you weren't such a grumpy cantankerous young git I would employ you myself.
We have spent the day boiling, getting wet, steaming, boiling, getting wet. On and on it went but we still managed to raise £256.37 for Help for Heros and that's not including the three collection boxes that have been left in shops and a cafe.
I am now knackered and plan to spend the rest of the day doing not a lot other than making my way through the bottle of Pinot that is chilling in the fridge.