The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[The Moan Ranger]

Order some online, Nick...

[Nick]

 

[apc2010]

Order some online, Nick...

 

[Grumpmeister]

I know, if you weren't such a grumpy cantankerous young git I would employ you myself.

Having hung around this lot for so long it was inevitable I'd pick up some bad habits. 

[Nick]

I have been approached to do some consultancy work 

They are Nigerians 

They are offering to fly me to Colchester to meet them 

[Pastis]

There's a clue in the nationality ...   

[Miss Demeanour]

They are offering to fly me to Colchester to meet them 

Is that Colchester International or Colchester Air Base ?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I know, if you weren't such a grumpy cantankerous young git I would employ you myself.

Having hung around this lot for so long it was inevitable I'd pick up some bad habits. 

 noooo:That excuse just won't wash, you have been grumpy since birth.

[Miss Demeanour]

I have just had a ferocious argument with the brats dad and am about ready to explode in a furious fireball. I really could kill right now !

[Just One More]

 

Is it safe to come out and give you one of these 

[Miss Demeanour]

Not sure really ...he has cancelled his maintainence payments for The Brat because he feels he has 'done enough' now  . Oh but the killer, the absolute corker , was that he wanted to voice his parental concern that I was neglecting her and she was spending too much time on her own !  How has he come to this conclusion ......apparently it is what he believes ...what a complete ****** !

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Oh Miss D

IMO The Brat is old enough to be told the truth.  This may make things more difficult in the short term but in the long term will help. I can certainly understand your fury.  I had one that did that when my eldest was three.  It still sometimes hurts after all these years.

[Just One More]

Hugs and other emoticons aren't anywhere enough then. I'll leave others to give more sagely advice (such as Miss C while I was typing), it's such a personal thing with many unknown undercurrents, but I hope you get it sorted, and soon 

[Uncle Mort]

How can any parent feel they've "done enough" for their child especially said child yet to leave home and set out on their own 

Set the lawyers on the ******

[Darwins Selection]

How can any parent feel they've "done enough" for their child especially said child yet to leave home and set out on their own 

Set the lawyers on the ******

^^^^^^^^
Wot he said.