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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19755 on: June 30, 2012, 07:16:24 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19756 on: June 30, 2012, 07:17:18 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19757 on: June 30, 2012, 07:20:31 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19758 on: June 30, 2012, 07:38:26 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 30, 2012, 04:14:21 PM
I know, if you weren't such a grumpy cantankerous young git I would employ you myself. ;)

Having hung around this lot for so long it was inevitable I'd pick up some bad habits.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19759 on: June 30, 2012, 07:40:25 PM »
I have been approached to do some consultancy work  cloud9:

They are Nigerians  rubschin:

They are offering to fly me to Colchester to meet them  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19760 on: June 30, 2012, 08:00:31 PM »
There's a clue in the nationality ...    shocked003
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19761 on: June 30, 2012, 08:02:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 30, 2012, 07:40:25 PM
They are offering to fly me to Colchester to meet them  rubschin:

Is that Colchester International or Colchester Air Base ?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19762 on: July 01, 2012, 08:03:32 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2012, 07:38:26 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 30, 2012, 04:14:21 PM
I know, if you weren't such a grumpy cantankerous young git I would employ you myself. ;)

Having hung around this lot for so long it was inevitable I'd pick up some bad habits.  whistle:

 noooo:That excuse just won't wash, you have been grumpy since birth.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19763 on: July 01, 2012, 10:27:10 PM »
I have just had a ferocious argument with the brats dad and am about ready to explode in a furious fireball. I really could kill right now !
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19764 on: July 01, 2012, 10:36:50 PM »
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Is it safe to come out and give you one of these  happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19765 on: July 02, 2012, 04:26:36 AM »
Not sure really ...he has cancelled his maintainence payments for The Brat because he feels he has 'done enough' now  noooo: . Oh but the killer, the absolute corker , was that he wanted to voice his parental concern that I was neglecting her and she was spending too much time on her own !  How has he come to this conclusion ......apparently it is what he believes ...what a complete ****** !
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19766 on: July 02, 2012, 05:39:39 AM »
Oh Miss D happy100

IMO The Brat is old enough to be told the truth.  This may make things more difficult in the short term but in the long term will help. I can certainly understand your fury.  I had one that did that when my eldest was three.  It still sometimes hurts after all these years.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19767 on: July 02, 2012, 05:44:46 AM »
Hugs and other emoticons aren't anywhere enough then. I'll leave others to give more sagely advice (such as Miss C while I was typing), it's such a personal thing with many unknown undercurrents, but I hope you get it sorted, and soon 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19768 on: July 02, 2012, 08:16:43 AM »
How can any parent feel they've "done enough" for their child especially said child yet to leave home and set out on their own  noooo:

Set the lawyers on the ******
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19769 on: July 02, 2012, 04:51:56 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 02, 2012, 08:16:43 AM
How can any parent feel they've "done enough" for their child especially said child yet to leave home and set out on their own  noooo:

Set the lawyers on the ******

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Wot he said.

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