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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19815 on: July 06, 2012, 02:24:41 PM »
The place next door to me is up for rent. I have been watching a procession of prospective new neighbours viewing today.

The last family stayed in less that 5 minutes ...thank feck. She had 3 young boys with her . Why were they not at school  rubschin:  Why was she viewing the place  ? - it is the same as mine a tincy tiny 2 bed house.

Curiosity got the better of me and went to see how much they are renting it for

£1350 pcm  Shocked:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19816 on: July 06, 2012, 02:27:49 PM »
Too close  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19817 on: July 06, 2012, 02:30:53 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19818 on: July 06, 2012, 03:07:07 PM »
I was colder and wetter than a cold wet thing. Just had a hot shower and am expecting my fingers to defrost in approximately three hours trench foot may already have set in. I now have hot tea and the fire is on.  I have just heard on the BBC news that 'some people have been warned to take care'. I am bemused, how on earth can that sentence be termed news.  noooo: I am too cold to be grumpy.   
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19819 on: July 06, 2012, 03:13:07 PM »
You need a cuddle  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19820 on: July 06, 2012, 06:14:31 PM »
noooo: I am too cold to be grumpy.

What can I say, we Geordies hale from hearty stock.  whistle:

Sorry you are having a bad day though Miss C.  happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19821 on: July 06, 2012, 06:15:58 PM »
You need a cuddle  angel1

I do indeed part of my day in pictures....









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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19822 on: July 06, 2012, 06:21:17 PM »
Not me, I have a goatee and don't do sandals  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19823 on: July 06, 2012, 07:05:02 PM »
Not me, I have a goatee and don't do sandals  lol:

Goatee!  point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19824 on: July 06, 2012, 07:11:10 PM »
Has he had a facelift?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19825 on: July 06, 2012, 07:15:17 PM »
I originally grew it to bug an ex who for some strange reason in our final argument came up with "you would never suit a goatee" for a random insult. After that I just got used to it.  lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19826 on: July 07, 2012, 07:27:31 AM »
Today I shall be mostly helping the kids pack....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19827 on: July 07, 2012, 07:34:07 AM »
I originally grew it to bug an ex who for some strange reason in our final argument came up with "you would never suit a goatee" for a random insult. After that I just got used to it.  lol:

But does it actually suit you?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19828 on: July 07, 2012, 07:37:49 AM »
I originally grew it to bug an ex who for some strange reason in our final argument came up with "you would never suit a goatee" for a random insult. After that I just got used to it.  lol:

But does it actually suit you?  rubschin:

They don't suit anyone but goats....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19829 on: July 07, 2012, 07:43:17 AM »
True.  lol: