You could have climbed up Nelson's column
I'm sure many attempted to this afternoon
Of course, the new boy in town is The Shard. On Thursday night I was drifting down from St Paul's after a concert (
) and realised it was the night of the inauguration. Allegedly there was going to be a laser show, spotlights, music and merriment so I reckoned the
wibbly wobbly Millennium Bridge would be a good vantage point ... as did the other hundreds of onlookers
What a fiasco
What a pathetic show
I've had more fun with a sparkler
Apparently, so a neighbour tells me, the website for tickets to go up it crashed within minutes as well