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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19830 on: July 07, 2012, 07:57:31 AM »
I originally grew it to bug an ex who for some strange reason in our final argument came up with "you would never suit a goatee" for a random insult. After that I just got used to it.  lol:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19831 on: July 07, 2012, 08:03:29 AM »
So the G in Ali G stands for Grumpmeister

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19832 on: July 07, 2012, 08:05:17 AM »
So the G in Ali G stands for Grumpmeister

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19834 on: July 07, 2012, 12:12:31 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19836 on: July 07, 2012, 12:29:00 PM »
I'll rub-in collagen for £14.95 like....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19837 on: July 07, 2012, 12:46:30 PM »
Fortunately, I'm busy!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19838 on: July 07, 2012, 04:03:59 PM »
Well, I was just having a coffee and a bacon sandwich in Soho Joe's after buying some teas 'n' coffee beans in the Algerian Coffee Shop (  :thumbsup: ) when they started putting up all this rainbow bunting ...  doh:
Then I remembered why MissD was in werk today ... walked sideways (back to the wall) all the way down Dean Street to catch a bus ...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19839 on: July 07, 2012, 04:10:12 PM »
Did you head to Trafalgar Square to join in the party ?  lol:



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19840 on: July 07, 2012, 04:13:01 PM »
Did you head to Trafalgar Square to join in the party ?  lol:

No I feckin' did not!   lol:

I headed for the underground to make my escape and bumped into this gorgeous brunette on the stairs ... she said sorry in a very deep voice   shocked003
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19841 on: July 07, 2012, 04:30:22 PM »
You could have climbed up Nelson's column
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19842 on: July 07, 2012, 04:38:59 PM »


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19843 on: July 07, 2012, 07:02:10 PM »
You could have climbed up Nelson's column

I'm sure many attempted to this afternoon   whistle:

Of course, the new boy in town is The Shard.  On Thursday night I was drifting down from St Paul's after a concert ( angel1) and realised it was the night of the inauguration. Allegedly there was going to be a laser show, spotlights, music and merriment so I reckoned the wibbly wobbly Millennium Bridge would be a good vantage point ... as did the other hundreds of onlookers  noooo:
What a fiasco  ::)  What a pathetic show  ::)  I've had more fun with a sparkler  lol:
Apparently, so a neighbour tells me, the website for tickets to go up it crashed within minutes as well  ;D ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19844 on: July 07, 2012, 07:12:32 PM »
£25 to go up a building though  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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