The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Demeanour]

Been going mental at complete and utter total arsehole 

[Just One More]

I only said I had a bad back 


Oh   

[Just One More]

I seem to be in Winchester 

Get out before the torch arrives tomorow, it's going right past yer sister's place IIRC

[Miss Demeanour]

Maybe Nick's carrying one ? 

[Barman]

Maybe Nick's carrying one ? 

For the svelte redhead!

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

It seems I have to be up and away at the crack of dawn before they close all the roads round here for the buggering Olympic torch 

[Barman]

It seems I have to be up and away at the crack of dawn before they close all the roads round here for the buggering Olympic torch 

I seem to be in Winchester 

Get out before the torch arrives tomorow, it's going right past yer sister's place IIRC

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Been going mental at complete and utter total arsehole 

Your ex or a work arsehole.  Either way...

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh a work arsehole 

All the officers have performance targets - they have had them for years. Nothing new there and it is part of their objectives. However some of them have been difficult to monitor recently because the IT system that extracts this data is buggerybolloxed.

So I have worked with out IT people and developed new whizzy bang systems for these reports. Again - nothing new on what these reports do.

Carried out some training sessions with the officers yesterday on how to use them.

One individual then later on goes on and sends a global email to all and sundry  quoting findings by an enquiry after the Baby P case that there was an over emphasis on targets and processand that this reduced the confidence of those professioanls involved . Oh and that officers should be weary that these systems may prove useful  in any post Olympics cuts !!!

I have set a meeting up with this gentleman today. Isn't it funny that those that have the most to hide from such systems are the ones that make the loudest noise 

[Just One More]

It seems I have to be up and away at the crack of dawn before they close all the roads round here for the buggering Olympic torch 

I seem to be in Winchester 

Get out before the torch arrives tomorow, it's going right past yer sister's place IIRC

 

It's just like being at work   

Sign 1 - Road Closed here from ddmmyy to ddmmyy (in place for 2 - 4 weeks)
Sign 2 - Road Ahead Closed
Sign 3 - Road Closed

Beep Beep, "is the road closed mate"     

[Tipsy Gipsy]

It seems I have to be up and away at the crack of dawn before they close all the roads round here for the buggering Olympic torch 

I seem to be in Winchester 

Get out before the torch arrives tomorow, it's going right past yer sister's place IIRC

 

It's just like being at work   

Sign 1 - Road Closed here from ddmmyy to ddmmyy (in place for 2 - 4 weeks)
Sign 2 - Road Ahead Closed
Sign 3 - Road Closed

Beep Beep, "is the road closed mate"     

Can you say what the route to West Brom is like.. I need to get there quick, however, I need to shower, get dressed and load car first. 

[Barman]

It seems I have to be up and away at the crack of dawn before they close all the roads round here for the buggering Olympic torch 

I seem to be in Winchester 

Get out before the torch arrives tomorow, it's going right past yer sister's place IIRC

 

It's just like being at work   

Sign 1 - Road Closed here from ddmmyy to ddmmyy (in place for 2 - 4 weeks)
Sign 2 - Road Ahead Closed
Sign 3 - Road Closed

Beep Beep, "is the road closed mate"     

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Not a good start to the day for quite a few on here then? all round.

I am on a mission with my all new Slug and Snailpoon and some slug pellets