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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19965 on: July 15, 2012, 05:06:59 PM »
Pervert  noooo:  She might like your Dyson. Pity it's gubbbed  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19966 on: July 15, 2012, 08:54:36 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 15, 2012, 08:57:28 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 15, 2012, 07:30:13 AM
lol: Road trip today.   

Mahoosive tidy up of mama's house.  Walk on beach.  Visit mama in horsepickle.  Road trip back home.

I wasn't too far from you yesterday, I went as far down as Rhinefield House. Did you get to see the torch in Lymington?

It went through Lymington at about 11am. Milford was having a Music Festival all weekend and Lymington Carnival was on the same day as the torch. Recipe for Miss C to run 100 miles, I hate crowds and whilst I do appreciate all of the good things that the torch bearers have and will continue to do, the corruption and sheer stupidity that is going on with the Olympics just beggars belief.  Or rather it doesn't it just goes on and on and on..... censored:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19967 on: July 15, 2012, 11:31:18 PM »
Hear, hear!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19968 on: July 16, 2012, 12:36:00 PM »
^^^ What he said about what she said like ^^^
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19969 on: July 16, 2012, 02:43:47 PM »
most pointless day everest!!!! Got up early to do busy stuff, achieved nothing cos everyone has been sent home due to the heat.    All offices are closed even though they are all air conditioned so why the heat should bother them God only knows!!!! Not a happy bunny. A hot bunny, but not a happy one. Bollox to getting up early ever again. cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19970 on: July 16, 2012, 02:51:44 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 02:43:47 PM
most pointless day everest!!!! Got up early to do busy stuff, achieved nothing cos everyone has been sent home due to the heat.    All offices are closed even though they are all air conditioned so why the heat should bother them God only knows!!!! Not a happy bunny. A hot bunny, but not a happy one. Bollox to getting up early ever again. cussing: cussing: cussing:

Oh shame - we did so enjoy your potty-mouthed comments this morning....  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19971 on: July 16, 2012, 03:02:39 PM »
 redface: yeah, sorry about that. I'm clearly not a morning person.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19972 on: July 16, 2012, 03:03:46 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 16, 2012, 03:02:39 PM
redface: yeah, sorry about that. I'm clearly not a morning person.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I should think so - I had to PM Baldy and ask him what the werds meant....  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19973 on: July 16, 2012, 03:39:15 PM »
 evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19974 on: July 16, 2012, 03:55:30 PM »
I seem to be surrounded by half a bay tree and I can't find my hormone rooting powder. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19975 on: July 16, 2012, 03:59:30 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 16, 2012, 03:55:30 PM
I seem to be surrounded by half a bay tree and I can't find my hormone rooting powder. noooo:

You are Baldy , and I claim my fiver........(apc)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19976 on: July 16, 2012, 03:59:45 PM »
 shutup: shutup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19977 on: July 16, 2012, 04:45:30 PM »
Just got home and then The Brat and her boyfriend came home . Both sat down and then she says she wants to talk about stuff  eeek:

She says they have been together for nearly a year and haven't 'done' anything yet but wanted to discuss contraception and stuff for when they do  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Dinner will be a bottle of voddy  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19978 on: July 16, 2012, 05:04:35 PM »
 Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
 happy100 happy100

Where will the shagging take place?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19979 on: July 16, 2012, 05:05:02 PM »
oh dear! eeek:
 happy100 crack open the absolute......now!
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