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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19995 on: July 17, 2012, 04:21:58 PM »
Met the area manager today, seemed to go pretty well as he has taken my CV and is keeping me in mind for a couple of.positions coming up.  cloud9:

Most excellent news.  ;D  I will keep things crossed for you but only because I need a wee.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19996 on: July 17, 2012, 06:08:39 PM »
Thanks Miss C, part of me is tempted to try going on the scrounge with some of the local stores for new stock to sell.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19997 on: July 17, 2012, 07:01:15 PM »
Just got home, I've been "fat controller" on this one since 1145hr's

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19998 on: July 17, 2012, 07:03:59 PM »
Just got home, I've been "fat controller" on this one since 1145hr's

Anybody for pineapple... crush

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19999 on: July 17, 2012, 08:46:59 PM »
Home again. Stopped off in Thornbury for dinner.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20000 on: July 17, 2012, 09:18:11 PM »
Just got home, I've been "fat controller" on this one since 1145hr's

Anybody for pineapple... crush

Even the BBC can't spell Chieveley  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20001 on: July 17, 2012, 09:46:37 PM »
Just got home, I've been "fat controller" on this one since 1145hr's

Anybody for pineapple... crush

Even the BBC can't spell Chieveley  noooo:

That being the case I fear there is no hope. noooo:  Service stations will be the death of mankind.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20002 on: July 17, 2012, 10:49:36 PM »
Thanks Miss C, part of me is tempted to try going on the scrounge with some of the local stores for new stock to sell.  rubschin:

In the Ipswich area? Umm incontinence pants you will be a millionaire by this time next year. ;D  Watch a nappy commercial and duplicate it for wrinklies. ;D

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20003 on: July 18, 2012, 05:40:50 AM »
Just got home, I've been "fat controller" on this one since 1145hr's

Anybody for pineapple... crush

Even the BBC can't spell Chieveley  noooo:

And I bet they pronounce it Cheeve-ley, sounds much nicer when pronounced Shur-vel-lee  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20004 on: July 18, 2012, 08:57:11 AM »
Went to Baldys morning drinking hole ...........and he had left ..... eeek:   

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20005 on: July 18, 2012, 09:33:31 AM »
Went to Baldys morning drinking hole ...........and he had left ..... eeek:   

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20006 on: July 18, 2012, 10:00:41 AM »
Heiniken Export = 5% ..... A far superior lager to Stella.  whistle:

Stella in the UK is usually 4.8% as it is made under licence. It is 5.2% in Belgium.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20007 on: July 18, 2012, 12:43:00 PM »
I am surrounded by flies.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20009 on: July 18, 2012, 12:46:19 PM »
or doggy poo?