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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20010 on: July 18, 2012, 12:53:57 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20011 on: July 18, 2012, 02:26:57 PM »
No not dead, 'tis chicken poo that is the problem.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20012 on: July 18, 2012, 04:06:46 PM »
I'm playing text ping pong with a Portuguese cleaner .... she has caps lock on and little command of English   ;)

She says:

"I AM VERY INTERESTING CLEANING YOU"    eeek: eeek:    eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20013 on: July 18, 2012, 04:08:00 PM »
Polish the knob  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20014 on: July 18, 2012, 04:26:09 PM »
We have struck a deal and I don't think it includes that   whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20015 on: July 18, 2012, 04:27:46 PM »
I shall call the Latvian triplets  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20016 on: July 18, 2012, 04:33:36 PM »
Are they the ones that clean nekkid?   eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20017 on: July 18, 2012, 04:35:07 PM »
We never got round to cleaning  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20018 on: July 18, 2012, 04:46:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2012, 04:35:07 PM
We never got round to cleaning  redface:



You dirty ol' maan!    ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20019 on: July 18, 2012, 06:33:16 PM »
I am more tireder than a tiredy thing.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20020 on: July 18, 2012, 06:34:21 PM »
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Voddy  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20021 on: July 18, 2012, 10:11:29 PM »
^^^Wot he said^^^

The boys seem to have been having 'dirty play' this evening and I distinctly remember saying 'wet play'; there seems to have been some sort of misunderstanding I will have a word, meantime kick your shoes off and have some/lots of voddy, it's on the house. :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20022 on: July 19, 2012, 11:55:44 AM »
going up to the hills for a drink. too hot down here.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20023 on: July 19, 2012, 12:01:26 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 19, 2012, 11:55:44 AM
going up to the hills for a drink. too hot down here.

My hill....?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20024 on: July 19, 2012, 12:20:49 PM »
close. Going to the vaslias inn......don't panic. your Stella is safe.
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