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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20025 on: July 19, 2012, 12:47:58 PM »
close. Going to the vaslias inn......don't panic. your Stella is safe.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20026 on: July 19, 2012, 01:18:45 PM »
then I'm deffo not coming to your hill.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20027 on: July 19, 2012, 01:49:26 PM »
going up to the hills for a drink. too hot down here.

My hill....?  rubschin:

No ale up MY 'me 'ill'. noooo:

Just fresh pineapple and CAKE (sometimes), all of which I have to carry meself like.

It's currently shrouded in fog...again.
Only been up 20 times this year so far.
Was on over 50 this time last year.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20028 on: July 19, 2012, 01:50:56 PM »
fresh pineapple and a cool breeze. that'll do. :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20029 on: July 19, 2012, 01:53:53 PM »
fresh pineapple and a cool breeze. that'll do. :thumbsup:

More like a tit freezing Arctic blast upi there at the mo.
Bloody nippy up there last night.

Had me Pineapple and piggin' scarpered.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20030 on: July 19, 2012, 01:58:19 PM »
going up to the hills for a drink. too hot down here.

My hill....?  rubschin:

No ale up MY 'me 'ill'. noooo:

Just fresh pineapple and CAKE (sometimes), all of which I have to carry meself like.

It's currently shrouded in fog...again.
Only been up 20 times this year so far.
Was on over 50 this time last year.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20031 on: July 19, 2012, 02:12:21 PM »
Just messing with peoples minds. eveilgrin:

Having received this email.I hope you don't take offense in my sudden approach. I made a quick
trip to Madrid in Spain and was attacked and robbed. My belongings
including my cash, credit card and cell phones were all stolen. I've
made contact with my bank but the best they can do is to mail me a new
card which will take 4 working days to arrive here, am currently
concluding my documentation at the embassy so i can fly out. I need
you to lend me some funds to settle some bills.

Please let me know if you can assist me in anyway so i can forward you details
to effect a transfer.

Thanks,
Richard Clare..


I have asked for his Hotel details so that I can pay his bill, told him that that Peter his partner must be very worried and that I am going to call his mother.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20032 on: July 19, 2012, 05:48:42 PM »
close. Going to the vaslias inn......don't panic. your Stella is safe.

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Was quite near your gaff .............but was worried you n Baldy were playing with shotguns ......... noooo:     

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20033 on: July 19, 2012, 05:53:22 PM »
Surely the safest place would have been in front of the target.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20034 on: July 19, 2012, 05:55:27 PM »
Surely the safest place would have been in front of the target.  rubschin:

Or that barn door .......... whistle:


But will use the atm for a bit rather than going in,,,,,,,,, noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20035 on: July 19, 2012, 06:12:32 PM »
Just messing with peoples minds. eveilgrin:

Having received this email.I hope you don't take offense in my sudden approach. I made a quick
trip to Madrid in Spain and was attacked and robbed. My belongings
including my cash, credit card and cell phones were all stolen. I've
made contact with my bank but the best they can do is to mail me a new
card which will take 4 working days to arrive here, am currently
concluding my documentation at the embassy so i can fly out. I need
you to lend me some funds to settle some bills.

Please let me know if you can assist me in anyway so i can forward you details
to effect a transfer.

Thanks,
Richard Clare..


I have asked for his Hotel details so that I can pay his bill, told him that that Peter his partner must be very worried and that I am going to call his mother.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20036 on: July 20, 2012, 12:39:51 PM »
Intermong is shite today..............

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20037 on: July 20, 2012, 03:22:48 PM »
Intermong is shite today..............

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20038 on: July 20, 2012, 09:11:58 PM »
Intermong is shite today..............

Welcome to my world!  cussing:

Still shite ......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20039 on: July 21, 2012, 10:10:01 AM »
Intermong is shite today..............

Welcome to my world!  cussing:

Still shite ......... noooo:

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