The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Barman]

I spoke to my neighbour this morning - he reckons they took about £500 worth of tools, but luckily all his really expensive stuff was left on the site he is working on. I hope they string the little shits up!

A police caution prolly... 

I watched that police death camera action road cops programme last night - what a farce... 

They're really only interested in nicking you if you've had a drink... anything else is let off with a caution or they can't find enough evidence... 

Honestly, they deploy ££££££££££££££s of resources, CCTV, helicopter, dog teams, mobile units from all over the place and then let them go to Cyprus

 

 

[apc2010]

Have to walk to the shop ............

[apc2010]

Another fecking puncture ...........this is not funny anymore..........

[Darwins Selection]

Another fecking puncture ...........this is not funny anymore..........

Not to you perhaps . . . .

[Barman]

Another fecking puncture ...........this is not funny anymore..........

Not to you perhaps . . . .

[apc2010]

Another fecking puncture ...........this is not funny anymore..........

Not to you perhaps . . . .

 

[Barman]

Another fecking puncture ...........this is not funny anymore..........

Not to you perhaps . . . .

 

Somebody must be doing it on purpose....?

[apc2010]

Another fecking puncture ...........this is not funny anymore..........

Not to you perhaps . . . .

 

Somebody must be doing it on purpose....?

No must be a road near-by .........neighbours the same .........bloke down the road had 2 at once ..........

don't forget the time I go to bed the rest of the street is up ..........not chance ........

[Barman]

Another fecking puncture ...........this is not funny anymore..........

Not to you perhaps . . . .

 

Somebody must be doing it on purpose....?

No must be a road near-by .........neighbours the same .........bloke down the road had 2 at once ..........

don't forget the time I go to bed the rest of the street is up ..........not chance ........

Baldy...?   

[apc2010]

Another fecking puncture ...........this is not funny anymore..........

Not to you perhaps . . . .

 

Somebody must be doing it on purpose....?

No must be a road near-by .........neighbours the same .........bloke down the road had 2 at once ..........

don't forget the time I go to bed the rest of the street is up ..........not chance ........

Baldy...?   

No got tread on them .......

[Barman]

Another fecking puncture ...........this is not funny anymore..........

Not to you perhaps . . . .

 

Somebody must be doing it on purpose....?

No must be a road near-by .........neighbours the same .........bloke down the road had 2 at once ..........

don't forget the time I go to bed the rest of the street is up ..........not chance ........

Baldy...?   

No got tread on them .......

 

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Off to the dentist in a minute.   

[Barman]

Off to the dentist in a minute.   

That sucks... 

[Grumpmeister]

Another fecking puncture ...........this is not funny anymore..........

Not to you perhaps . . . .

 

Somebody must be doing it on purpose....?

Is that a confession BM? 

[Just One More]

Another fecking puncture ...........this is not funny anymore..........

Not to you perhaps . . . .

 

Somebody must be doing it on purpose....?

Maybe it's somebody who's seen his act. Surely nobody would be offended by the type of gags he tells. Maybe we should draw up a short long list