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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20100 on: July 24, 2012, 07:26:47 PM »
Hope all's OK Miss C.

After visiting, get Mr C to leave the keys for the Village Hall under the plant pot by the door and I'll let the yummy mummies in in the morning
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20101 on: July 24, 2012, 07:29:25 PM »
Thanks Tipsy.  I too heard that the post code existed. It's just as well visiting time is over I was close to throttling one screeching child. evil:

Thanks JOM I was a tad worried about the Mother and screaming princesses group.  I may not be able to tug on Friday as planned.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20102 on: July 24, 2012, 07:34:01 PM »
I'll see if any of the yummy mummies can lend a hand like. You just get yerself better  happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20103 on: July 24, 2012, 07:45:41 PM »
Oh dear ... all the best MissC   happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20104 on: July 24, 2012, 08:26:52 PM »
Take care old girl and get well soon.  happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20105 on: July 24, 2012, 10:44:49 PM »
Thank you all for your best wishes I will get out as soon as I possibly can.  There is a ver large lady in the bed opposite in her late fifties I think, she is covered in tattoos and wearing very skimpy shorts and a strap top.  It is not an attractive sight.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20106 on: July 24, 2012, 10:54:11 PM »
I seem to be in hospital surrounded by people who think that Eastenders is real.  They are watching it now and discussing some bint who is wicked and had a premature baby. noooo:

Thank heavens for headphones a music list and a PC. This is not at all how my day was meant to pan out. evil: cussing:   .

Not good chicky, so I'll send you one of my 'edge 'og 'ugs, all specially for you. cloud9:

Worever's up, tell it to PISS OFF and get yourself better and back in that potting shed rapido, ok? :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20107 on: July 24, 2012, 11:26:32 PM »
Thank you all for your best wishes I will get out as soon as I possibly can.  There is a ver large lady in the bed opposite in her late fifties I think, she is covered in tattoos and wearing very skimpy shorts and a strap top.  It is not an attractive sight.

Please don't let it be a mirror  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20108 on: July 24, 2012, 11:48:38 PM »
I seem to be in hospital surrounded by people who think that Eastenders is real.  They are watching it now and discussing some bint who is wicked and had a premature baby. noooo:

Thank heavens for headphones a music list and a PC. This is not at all how my day was meant to pan out. evil: cussing:   .

Not good chicky, so I'll send you one of my 'edge 'og 'ugs, all specially for you. cloud9:

Worever's up, tell it to PISS OFF and get yourself better and back in that potting shed rapido, ok? :thumbsup:

Thanks for the 'edge 'og 'ugs bear much appreciated.  cloud9:

 nonono:  JOM behave or you will be on the naughty step before you know it.  I do have my camera with might get the opportunity to take pictures and post them on here. sick2: eveilgrin:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20109 on: July 25, 2012, 04:33:05 AM »
Thank you all for your best wishes I will get out as soon as I possibly can.  There is a ver large lady in the bed opposite in her late fifties I think, she is covered in tattoos and wearing very skimpy shorts and a strap top.  It is not an attractive sight.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20110 on: July 25, 2012, 10:37:45 AM »
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« Reply #20111 on: July 25, 2012, 10:41:27 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20112 on: July 25, 2012, 11:09:33 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20113 on: July 25, 2012, 11:10:23 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20114 on: July 25, 2012, 02:21:42 PM »
Off up to the hills ..........hope it is cooler there .......