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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20160 on: July 28, 2012, 12:19:53 PM »
I appear to be in Axbridge, which is somewhere near Weston-Super-Mare. All the natives are squinty eyed and nervous of the "load of Cockney's here for the wedding"...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20161 on: July 28, 2012, 12:25:43 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 28, 2012, 12:19:53 PM
I appear to be in Axbridge, which is somewhere near Weston-Super-Mare. All the natives are squinty eyed and nervous of the "load of Cockney's here for the wedding"...


You sure they didn't say cockles........... whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20162 on: July 28, 2012, 12:56:19 PM »
That joke's been dead in the water for ages...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20163 on: July 28, 2012, 01:24:17 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 28, 2012, 12:19:53 PM
I appear to be in Axbridge, which is somewhere near Weston-Super-Mare. All the natives are squinty eyed and nervous of the "load of Cockney's here for the wedding"...

You should have said - we would have had a whip round for a pressie like - and a free bar!  Thumbs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20164 on: July 28, 2012, 07:24:26 PM »
The natives appear affronted when told their local cider looks like the sample from someone with advanced liver disease.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20165 on: July 28, 2012, 07:25:03 PM »
 scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20166 on: July 29, 2012, 11:17:22 AM »
Miss T is shopping on-line from the UK............. scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20167 on: July 29, 2012, 11:18:39 AM »
Tesco  scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20168 on: July 29, 2012, 11:22:41 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 29, 2012, 11:18:39 AM
Tesco  scared2: scared2:


 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Yes...........they just started delivering here ............. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20169 on: July 29, 2012, 11:26:42 AM »
What can possibly go wrong?  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20170 on: July 29, 2012, 11:29:23 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 29, 2012, 11:26:42 AM
What can possibly go wrong?  scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:

My basterd bank account........... evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20171 on: July 29, 2012, 11:47:24 AM »
Been getting bits for lunch and dinner from M & S and Morrisons. Getting settled down for the ladies cycling. I shall be listening closely to the commentators comments. From last nights USA v Columbia ladies football... "and she was taken from behind" [snigger]
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20172 on: July 29, 2012, 11:49:23 AM »
Laydees in Lycra  Snoopysick:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20173 on: July 29, 2012, 11:56:34 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20174 on: July 29, 2012, 04:12:24 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 27, 2012, 06:32:45 PM
Yes she was logged in earlier ~ from her hospital bed and she'll prolly log in again.

I hate bedpans, the sooner she is back on her feet the better.

Still she did post earlier with a lyrical waxing over the pretty lights of Sheffield.
I imagine any brain adjustment is to correct that perception problem.
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