The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[miss Tchevious]

looks like they are going to be doing that to each other soon. someone forgot the place cards and it seems all hell is about to break loose. want to go to the beach bar for a beer but am afraid to leave my equipment unattended. 

[Nick]

PLACE CARDS??? For Scousers????   

Can they even read?

[miss Tchevious]

  the majority of the guests are fat sunburnt kids. 
 Got a beer on the beach tho. 

[Nick]

They could just write Kevin and Tracey on all the place cards and distribute them randomly. And Tyson and Chardonnay on the kids' table, like

[miss Tchevious]

  dreading it. they are knocking them back at the bar, not sat for dinner yet. really want to play "there may be trouble ahead".

the groom is wearing shorts..............nice. 

[Nick]

Most tasteful. Is the bride pneumatic?

[miss Tchevious]

almost. one guy just ordered 10 cokes from the bar. me thinks someone brought their own vodka. 

[miss Tchevious]

ok, gotta work now. wish me luck.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

almost. one guy just ordered 10 cokes from the bar. me thinks someone brought their own vodka. 

Miss D is in Cyprus again?

Take pictures please Miss T post them here we need cheering up and I will promise to tell you no 'childbirth tales'. For I know many for I am the.... 'Wise Woman.angel

[Miss Demeanour]

Good luck Miss T ...we shall check for bruises in the morning . !

[Just One More]

I have been up at the rugby 62 - 18        Warrington are in shock, as am I.

I am hoaser than a hoarse horse horsing around

[Miss Demeanour]

Classic comment tonight - we were talking about a couple we know who have been close to divorcing for some time now . However  she is now pregnant.

One of the girl suggests this to be a Band Aid baby

One of the other then asks in a confused way if it is going to be African then 

[miss Tchevious]

I have been up at the rugby 62 - 18        Warrington are in shock, as am I.

I am hoaser than a hoarse horse horsing around

are you a warrington fan?????????? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I have been up at the rugby 62 - 18        Warrington are in shock, as am I.

I am hoaser than a hoarse horse horsing around

are you a warrington fan?????????? 

He is from around these parts originally Miss T.

[miss Tchevious]

oooooooooo, next saturday afternoon should be fun the. we are playing each other in the cup final.